OK, This Has GOT To Be A Joke

brewer12345

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Either that, or the fundy crowd includes some far more venial and deranged individuals than I had previously been aware of.

Marry Our Daughter - Home

Check out the testimonials!
 
Check out the ages, doesn't seem legal. At least the prices are reasonable, compared with the cost of a more conventional courtship and marriage :)
 
This is definitely a new twist on women seking men. I'd say it is no joke, seems about right for this crowd. Although I wonder if their statement that a 13 year old can marry if her parents are down with it is true.

Remember what happened to poor Jerry Lee! Of course I think his missus may have been 12, and besides he only got in trouble because he took her to London. Idjut should have left her back home in Louisiana and they'd still be snug as bugs in a rug.

Ha
 
Hmmmmmm...... looks like a pretty cheap way to add some diversity my portfolio.
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What a cool scheme to make money! Those 5 figure bride prices you see, the brides family has to pay the site 5% to display the ad. Hence a 25K bride price is a $1250 payment that makes match.com or Eharmony look like a bargain.
 
Now if they'd only go into the rental business.... :-/
 
for WHAT market?!! :duh:

pr0n.

Do a "view source" and you can see the keywords:

<meta name="keywords" content="preteen, virgin, sex, teens, marriage, marry, slave, matchmaker, bride, mail-order, underage, young, money, naked, child, kids, daughter, teenage, juvenile, escort, buy" />
 
pr0n.

Do a "view source" and you can see the keywords:

<meta name="keywords" content="preteen, virgin, sex, teens, marriage, marry, slave, matchmaker, bride, mail-order, underage, young, money, naked, child, kids, daughter, teenage, juvenile, escort, buy" />


scary!
 
Either that, or the fundy crowd includes some far more venial and deranged individuals than I had previously been aware of.

Marry Our Daughter - Home

Check out the testimonials!

I'm more interested in what Google search words you used to find this page! In my 14 years of web surfing, I have never seen such a thing. :)

Wait. I see that some less lazy person has already found the search words...
 
Either that, or the fundy crowd includes some far more venial and deranged individuals than I had previously been aware of.
Check out the testimonials!
C'mon, Brewer, things will get better in both our houses when our daughters start dating & driving. I'm sure of it!

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And some lively discussion on their board...
marryourdaughter.com - Page 2 - snopes.com
... which also runs on vBulletin and seems to be faster than this board?!?
 
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