ESRBob said:Bravo (brava?) that your daughter is still doing Kumon. Mine p**sed and moaned so much that we let them stop.
I wish I could take credit for it but it's been mostly her effort. We talked her through quitting once for two months (a "Kumon vacation"). She found out that she was actually having to study for the school math tests, which she didn't care for one bit. So she went back to Kumon. A few years later she was using the answer book a little too liberally and found out that she didn't know her stuff on the final test. That really shook her up and it was the basis of many fruitful discussions over the slippery slope. Whenever integrity issues come up we remind her of the "Kumon incident" and she immediately gets it.genghis said:Needless to say, even though they are quite aware of the improvements they have made, they still continually p*ss and moan about doing it everday......
We used to go to semi-annual Kumon awards ceremonies where grateful parents would take the podium to tell the rest of us true believers how much Kumon had helped their kids. I volunteered to do the same for next week's ceremony, using the testimony of the actual beneficiaries with appropriate whining sound effects & facial expressions:
"Awwwwww, I'm tired."
"Ewwwwww, it's so hard!"
"But it's Christmas! Jesus Christ wouldn't have to do Kumon on HIS birthday?!?"
"Well, I plan to do two tomorrow."
"I was going to do Kumon now but I have to go play with my friends."
"Well if you can't graph a $%&^ing parabola then why should I have to learn how to?!?"
"Aaaargggghhh!!!"
"But Mom, Dad, you just don't understand!!!"
I was ready to do three minutes of this, of course pausing for laughter & spontaneous standing ovations.
My plans were leaked to the media and I was subsequently informed by Kumon's newest employee that our attendance at her ceremony was by invitation only, which had not and would not be offered.
I love it when they get all independent on us...