I tried to sleep in later this morning, but was awaked by my cat meowing about 0.00000001 inches from my face. Cat mind control goes more like this:
Get your lazy a*** outta bed right now and feed me! As the old saying goes, "Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
I have 4 cats, but the oldest is the spokescat for the group when feeding time is concerned. He also lets me know when I'm spending too much time on the 'puter and should be tending to the herd. Here's a pic of him staring at me while on line, most likely hangin' around here: