Goonie
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Ex-fiancee used to work at an all-night restaurant, and was the midnight manager on weekends. One Saturday night I called her about midnight, and when she answered she very abruptly said "can't talk now...I'll call you back later!" About an hour later she called back and said that when I had called, she was dealing with one fight in the restaurant, and three more that had spilled out into the parking lot. She called 911 and told dispatch what was happening, and in a matter of minutes there were about a dozen squad cars there from the city PD, the county Sheriff's, and the state police.Of course if you're bored, you could go very late and watch the fist fights in the parking lot. It gets very interesting there especially on the w.e. when the bars have closed.
They calmed everyone down, and asked her who she wanted arrested. She said to take them all away, and let the attorneys and judges hash it all out. All told, about 25 people got a free ride to the county lock-up that night. Also, that was the last night of the place being an all night restaurant. She called the owner and told him she was kicking everyone out, locking the doors, and going home. He told her she couldn't do that, and she replied that she was anyway, and that if he didn't like it, he could kiss her @ss.
It's quite amazing the show that a few drunken idiots can put on for the viewing public!