I found this transcript on a local discussion board. It's an episode of NPR's "This American Life" with the hosts trying to trace the flow of subprime money. It's a 20-page PDF and it lacks PowerPoint graphics or profanity, but it's a fast read.
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/extras/radio/355_transcript.pdf
In one part, two guys are sitting around an office filled with expensive computers. However they're using a handheld calculator to figure out if they can help a homeowner renegotiate a mortgage, but they don't know how much of it they own or even who else owns the mortgage now. So they give up and ask the IT guy who created the tracking spreadsheet, only to find out that it's actually tracking 16 MILLION mortgages bundled into a CDO which might have nearly 200 separate tranches.
One of the mortgage middlemen was making $75K-$100K PER MONTH at the height of the frenzy. Today he's out of work and he's stopped paying his own mortgage...
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/extras/radio/355_transcript.pdf
"It is a lot of money. And that money comes with an army of very
nervous men and women watching over the pool of money: investment managers. This army is nervous because they don't want to lose any of that money and they also want to make it grow bigger. But to make it grow, they have to find something to invest in. So, for most of modern history, they bought really, really safe, really boring investments: things called treasuries and municipal bonds. Boring things. But then, right before our story starts, something changed, something happened to that global pool of money."
"Think how attractive a mortgage loan is to that 70 trillion dollar pool of money. Remember, they're desperate to get any kind of interest return. They want to beat that miserable 1 percent interest Greenspan is offering them. And here are these homeowners, they're paying 5, 7, 9 percent to borrow money from some bank. So what if the global pool could get in on that action?
There are problems. Individual mortgages are too big a hassle for the global pool of money. They don't wanna get mixed up with actual people and their catastrophic health problems or debilitating divorces, and all the reasons which might stop them from paying their mortgages.
So what Mike and his peers on Wall Street did, was to figure out how to give the global pool of money all the benefits of a mortgage – basically higher yield - without the hassle or the risk.
So picture the whole chain. You have Clarence. He gets a mortgage from a broker. The broker sells the mortgage to a small bank, the small bank sells the mortgage to a guy like Mike at a big investment firm on Wall Street. Then Mike takes a few thousand mortgages he’s bought this way, he puts them in one big pile. Now he’s got thousands of mortgage checks coming to him every month. It’s a huge monthly stream of money, which is expected to come in for the next thirty years, the life of a mortgage. And he then sells shares of that monthly income to investors. Those shares are called mortgage backed securities. And the 70 trillion dollar global pool of money
loved them."
In one part, two guys are sitting around an office filled with expensive computers. However they're using a handheld calculator to figure out if they can help a homeowner renegotiate a mortgage, but they don't know how much of it they own or even who else owns the mortgage now. So they give up and ask the IT guy who created the tracking spreadsheet, only to find out that it's actually tracking 16 MILLION mortgages bundled into a CDO which might have nearly 200 separate tranches.
One of the mortgage middlemen was making $75K-$100K PER MONTH at the height of the frenzy. Today he's out of work and he's stopped paying his own mortgage...