Travel talk demystified

[braumeister]

I found this old list given to me a long time ago by a travel agent friend. Perhaps it will be useful to those planning their 2016 trips.

Translations from brochure-speak to plain language.

 

[Sarah in SC]

Those are hilarious! Thanks for digging them up and sharing!

 

[ls99]

It is kind of like realtor talk.

example

Patio = Where the cement truck turned over
Cozy = one room, including the bathroom

 

[RunningBum]

I enjoyed that!

 

[brett]

We have been to some of those places!

 

[retirementguy1]

Too true, I remember a resort and spa I stayed at in Krabi, Thailand. Really just bungalows and a small pool. I wasn't expecting much and still left happy.

 

[REWahoo]

Too true, I remember a resort and spa I stayed at in Krabi, Thailand. Really just bungalows and a small pool. I wasn't expecting much and still left happy.

A happy ending at a Thai spa? Cool.

 

[retirementguy1]

A happy ending at a Thai spa? Cool.

Cheeky; No need to go to Thailand for that. Plenty of those here in Las Vegas. If that's what I wanted I could have saved myself the $1000 plane ticket.