Interesting thing happened with it. Last night I get the email from UPS (not USPS) that the package has been delivered so I go to get it. Hmmm... no package. Well, maybe they left it in front of the garage door as the lazier drivers are prone to do. Nope, no box there either. I take a quick look around the court for the box or one that looks like it... nope there either.
Back online UPS says it's been delivered but I have to go to their website to see the photo that the drivers always take now. And I immediately see the problem - it's been delivered all right but I have no idea where as that is not my porch in the photo. So back to UPS's site and I start out with the idea of just telling them, but then their site wants all sorts of documentation (what, you want a photo of my empty porch?) but then I realize that I don't need to go down that rabbit hole, Amazon is much easier to deal with so I take the path of least resistance.
Within five minutes or so I'm on the phone with an actual live human being at Amazon who speaks reasonably clear English and is bright enough to understand the problem is that the package was delivered to a wrong address. So she says she can't reorder it but she can just credit the credit card and I can reorder, so that's fine by me. She also says the refund will take three to five business days. Okay, I can deal with that.
So by early this morning I check and yep, the cost has been refunded to my credit card. Yay! Meanwhile back at the ranch DW has now decided she doesn't want to go through the hassle (
?) of ordering another tree and just forget it and we'll make do with the one we have. Okay. But that's not all....
A few hours later I look out the window and there is a box that looks like the one in the misdelivered photo. Yep, there's the tree, which now rightfully belongs to the vendor at Amazon since we've been refunded for it. Obviously we have at least one honest neighbor. So I get in touch with Amazon again, this time with very bad scratchy connection and an almost unintelligible accent, but I finally get her to understand what happened. She says keep the tree and don't worry about it. I halfway expected that was going to be the outcome but I have to at least let them know.
DW says she's not going to go to the bother of putting away the current tree and starting over, so she'll just put the new one downstairs and we'll take it out next year.
Silly me, I thought buying a Christmas tree online was going to be simple.