RetireeRobert
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
as in my case, you don't know which is receding faster---your hairline or your gumline. O0
I make an extra effort not to try to stand up during sex anymore.you grunt or moan when going from sitting to standing position. I make an extra effort not to make these noises.
I make an extra effort not to try to stand up during sex anymore.
I make an extra effort not to try to stand up during sex anymore.
What part of your anatomy are you referring to?
It depends on which you take two at a time: stairs or pills.
When you can't remember what day of the week it is, and you're not sure if it's because you're retired or because you're getting old.
It's because I'm retired, and not a slave to the clock or the calendar anymore!
But I always know when it's Wednesday.....'cause the neighbors have their garbage cans out by the curb!
Actively searching for comfortable underwear rather than something lacey.
Not pulling out the silver strands in my hair, and just being grateful there is still some hair of whatever color.
When I sit watching my boobs and wondering which one exactly will be hitting my knee first...the right one or the left.