Danny,
... I, for one, am willing to say stop. No politics here! If you want to start your own thread 'Take this Bush' you will not see me raise an objection. If you want to put it into the middle of another thread, I will take objection, and if my comment keeps the thread from spiraling down into the political drain like many others do, I won't apologies!
This paragraph was going to show you how to turn your joke into a Clinton joke, but I won't. I would ask you to just look at each one of the eight items and see if they might fit. Did Clinton ever deny anything, did he bomb something that was not what he thougt it was, did he blame the previous administration? In fact this same joke could be rewritten, I suspect, for Reagan, Bush Senior, Carter, FDR, Truman, Nixon, Kenedy, and if I knew enough George Washington.