DEAR DIARY
AUG 12 Moved to out new home in Vermont. It is so beautiful here. The
mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see snow covering them.
OCT 14 Vermont is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are
turning all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride
through the beautiful mountains and saw some deer. They are so graceful.
Certainly they are the most wonderful animal on earth. This must be
paradise. I love it here.
NOV 11 Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill
such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.
DEC 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with
white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off
the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and
when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a
beautiful place. I love Vermont.
DEC 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again to
the driveway. I love it here.
DEC 19 More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to
work. I am exhausted from shoveling. Damn snowplow!
DEC 22 More of that white **** fell last night. I've got blisters on my
hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the curve and waits
until i'm done shoveling the driveway. *******!
DEC 25 Merry ****ing Christmas! More friggen snow. If I ever get my hands
on that son-of-a-bitch who drives the snowplow I swear I'll kill the
bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the
****ing ice.
DEC 27 More white **** last night. Been inside for three days, except for
shoveling out the driveway after that snowplow goes through every time.
Can't go anywhere, car is stuck in a mountain of white ****. The weatherman
says to expect another 10" of the **** again tonight. Do you know how many
shovels full of snow 10" is
?
DEC 28 The ****ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of that white **** this
time. At this rate it won't melt before this summer. The snowplow got stuck
up in the road and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my
shovel. After I told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all the
**** he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his ****ing
head.
JAN 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and
on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did
about $3000 damage to the car. Those ****ing beasts should be killed. Wish
the hunters had killed them all last November.
MAY 3 Took the car to the garage in Town. Would you believe the thing is
rusting out from that ****ing salt they put all over the roads.
MAY 10 Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind
would ever live in that God-forsaken state of Vermont.