Ernest Borgnine Secret to Long Life

[dex]

I totally believed him in Marty.

From the movie - one of the great lines"
Marty "What do you want to do?"
Friend "I don't know; what do you want to do?"
Marty "I don't know; what do you want to do?"
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I think we found out.

 

[jclarksnakes]

I think I am going to live forever.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Its also a handy visual tool. If you find yourself aroused in an inappropriate place or situation, just think of Ernest Borgnine masturbating...

 

[FUEGO]

Its also a handy visual tool. If you find yourself aroused in an inappropriate place or situation, just think of Ernest Borgnine masturbating...

"Handy" you say?

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Shake?

 

[Notmuchlonger]

Its also a handy visual tool. If you find yourself aroused in an inappropriate place or situation, just think of Ernest Borgnine masturbating...

Maybe that arouses some people?

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I should at this point let everyone know that when I was in junior high school we had a lunch lady that looked exactly like Ernest Borgnine. She wore a hairnet. On her legs.

 

[Notmuchlonger]

I should at this point let everyone know that when I was in junior high school we had a lunch lady that looked exactly like Ernest Borgnine. She wore a hairnet. On her legs.

Did she wink at you and give you extra?

 

[Marquette]

Did she wink at you and give you extra?

or vice versa?

 

[Notmuchlonger]

No one could make sloppy joes like the lunch lady.

Reminded me of lunch lady land..

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Lets just say that without that lunch lady, I'd have never survived the 8th grade.

 

[Dawg52]

Acutally that might just do it.

If I remember correctly; if a man live long enough he almost has a 100% of getting an enlarged prostrate. Sex - manual or with someone else - is said to help avoid the problem.

Well ain't that some crap. I take a cholesterol pill to keep the arteries clear so I can live a long life. But one of the side effects is it takes a little lead out of the old pencil. Less lead, less sex, possible prostrate problems. Hmmmm.....might be time to dump the cholesterol meds down the toilet and get back to living it up.

 

[SteveR]

Ok folks...let's see if we can keep this thread from going completely in the gutter.

 

[Notmuchlonger]

Ok folks...let's see if we can keep this thread from going completely in the gutter.

I know. Now I got Adam Sandler stuck in my head doing the lunch lady song. Thanks everyone

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I'm trying to figure out how a thread about a 90-something year old mans confession to excessive masturbation can be considered to have slid into the gutter...

 

[Notmuchlonger]

I'm trying to figure out how a thread about a 90-something year old mans confession to excessive masturbation can be considered to have slid into the gutter...

With Adam Sandler singing lunch lady song Slop slop..sloppy joes...ya

 

[haha]

I'm trying to figure out how a thread about a 90-something year old mans confession to excessive masturbation can be considered to have slid into the gutter...

Human Reality=Gutter

 

[Sarah in SC]

Okay the image of a lunch lady and Ernest Borgnine pretty much killed it for me.

 

[honobob]

I'm trying to figure out how a thread about a 90-something year old mans confession to excessive masturbation can be considered to have slid into the gutter...

Aren't you jumping to conclusions here? He said "alot". How many times do you consider "alot" and at what point does it reach "excessive". Next we'll be talking about premature retirement vs. early retirement.

 

[TromboneAl]

That's it. That's how we can slide further into the gutter:

You know it's excessive when...

 

[honobob]

That's it. That's how we can slide further into the gutter:

You know it's excessive when...

And with a pole, er.. poll.

 

[hankster]

That's it. That's how we can slide further into the gutter:

You know it's excessive when...

Uh oh! Methinks a thread lock is imminent (Did I spell imminent right?)

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Well I'd certainly hope not. Given the range of ignore poster/thread/forum options, if someone feels puritanical perhaps they can ignore the thread about a funny exchange between an old comic actor and a newsman.

I'd hate to think we'd come to the point where its acceptable to crap in each others hats over political matters or posting just for the purpose of trolling, but a little locker room humor just must be stopped.

 

[Sarah in SC]

And with a pole, er.. poll.

I'd hate to think we'd come to the point where its acceptable to crap in each others hats over political matters or posting just for the purpose of trolling, but a little locker room humor just must be stopped.

Nah, I'm supposed to [-]watch the sandbox[/-] moderate, and I put up a thread about a couple having sex for 101 days in a row.
Carry on.

And yeah, it'd be great if everyone just cold turkey quit posting in the [-]soap box[/-] hat crapper repository, as it would make the spa vacation that is moderating all that much better, and we'd get to spend more time in the hot tub.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I put up a thread about a couple having sex for 101 days in a row

I wonder how much additional masturbation occurred.

Okay, someone just shoot me before this gets out of hand.