Good bumper sticker seen:

[calmloki]

There's a bigger outcry against fur than leather because safer to terrorize old rich ladies than bikers.

 

[tryan]

"Even Bill doesn't want Hillary"

... couldn't make this stuff up!

 

[Martha]

My favorite was from the energy crisis days:

186,000 miles per second. It is not just a good idea, it's the law.

 

[mathjak107]

please dont tell my mom im a financial planner

she thinks im a piano player in a whore house

 

[MikeD]

Topical, but one of my faves:

 

[Walt34]

From the BBS tagline days:

Mike's Vet & Taxidermy Service. Either way, you get your dog back.

I am very tempted to have that one made and put it on my pickup truck.

 

[mathjak107]

Amature Gyn, Honk For Free Exam

 

[bbbamI]

On the back of a tee shirt in a motorcycle shop....

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE B*TCH FELL OFF

 

[kumquat]

I saw this installed on 'older' car, wanted to peel it off to re-stick it on mine:

"MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF $HIT TOO!"



An old Canadian favourite that needs a bit of history. During the last energy crisis, the federal government came up with their National Energy Plan which entailed taxing the energy rich western provinces (or their O&G companies) to subsidize the eastern provinces. Western economies crashed giving birth to:

"Let the Eastern Ba$tards freeze in the dark"

 

[mathjak107]

i like "kick their ass and take their gas"

 

[Purron]

"Imagine Whirled Peas"

 

[Danny]

Honk if you love peace and quiet

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog

Rehab is for quitters

I took an IQ test and the results were negative

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Hang up the phone and drive, yuppie scum

My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honor Student

I'm lost, but I'm making good time

Draft SUV Drivers First

 

[Eagle43]

Keep the Earth clean. It's not Uranus.

How did our oil get under their sand.

WWWND
What would Willie Nelson do.

 

[Zipper]

How about a sign in a public washroom indicating.....

"TOILET CAMS FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES ONLY"

 

[lazygood4nothinbum]

nuke a baby gay whale for jesus

 

[free4now]

I would have scowled at this one when I was working, but now that I'm ER I smiled at:

Don't postpone joy.

 

[gettingthere]

Among my favorites - In Vermont a few years ago, leading up to a ballot question to legalize gay marriage (or was it civil unions?):

From the "anti" crowd Take Back Vermont

From the "pro" crowd Take Vermont Forward

 

[lazygood4nothinbum]

civil. gay marriage is only allowed in massachusetts and now maybe california. in the rest of this country & most of the world we are considered to be & treated as subhumans.

 

[gettingthere]

You're right. It was for civil unions.

 

[Westernskies]

"Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriends's old lady for President"

"Make Welfare as hard to get as a building permit"

"Life's a bitch. Don't vote for one"

 

[Danny]

At Least The War On The Environment Is Going Well

and

012009

 

[DblDoc]

Frodo failed. Bush has the ring.

 

[Purron]

Too funny!

 

[hankster]

Earth First! We'll log the other planets later.

Cat. The other white meat.

Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move.

Bad cop. No doughnut.

 

[bssc]

Frodo failed. Bush has the ring.