Headlines that fail to inspire

[crazy connie]

[FONT=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]This is a one-liner that just cracked me up! Please share what you come across, we can use more humor![/FONT]

[FONT=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]"Stocks Seek Direction[/FONT]

[FONT=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]1:30 pm ET 02/19/2009 - Briefing.com"[/FONT]
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[FONT=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]My opinion on lost stocks is:[/FONT]
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[FONT=verdana, helvetica, sans-serif]Well if they are so lost just tell them to turn around and go back to August 2008![/FONT]

 

[bbbamI]

Dollar mostly down, but up against Yen

Marketwatch.com Last update: 2:32 p.m. EST Feb. 19, 2009

This comes to mind......

 

[bbbamI]

Ok, here's another one....

Stimulus or Pork?

Minyanville.com Feb 19, 2009 12:00 pm