How Many Sex Partners Have you Had

[Danny]

If you insist on posting your answer of what you think happened or what you would like to believe happened, or what you want us to believe happened - well go ahead make our day

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[cube_rat]

List is too short. You need to add more categories...

 

[MasterBlaster]

How come the list only goes up to 2000 ?

 

[Danny]

How come the list only goes up to 2000 ?

Just say you were very popular or that you're in the sex industry

 

[JPatrick]

Is there like a prep course you could take to raise your score?

 

[cube_rat]

Just say you were very popular or that you're in the sex industry

Where's that hooker category?

 

[HFWR]

Pam, Jeannette, Sandy, Janie, Janie, Yolanda, Chris, Robin, Judy, Kathy, Cathy, Kim, Sherry, JoAnn, Mary, Joyce, Joan, Deb, Jane, Krista, Joy, Margaret, Cindy, Doncella, Charlene, quite a few whose name I forget, quite a few others whose name I didn't/don't know, and a couple of hookers thrown in for good measure...  

We had a lot of sheep...

Some were under 300lbs...

I respected them in the morning...

 

[brewer12345]

Pam, Jeannette, Sandy, Janie, Janie, Yolanda, Chris, Robin, Judy, Kathy, Cathy, Kim, Sherry, JoAnn, Mary, Joyce, Joan, Deb, Jane, Krista, Joy, Margaret, Cindy, Doncella, Charlene, quite a few whose name I forget, quite a few others whose name I didn't/don't know, and a couple of hookers thrown in for good measure...  

We had a lot of sheep...

Some were under 300lbs...

I respected them in the morning...

You hve a lot of sisters & cousins

 

[greg]

Dan: You need a catagory for those of us who were doing alcohol doobies and don't remember . . . um . . . everything clearly.

--Shang-ri-la . . . um . . . Soon

 

[cube_rat]

a couple of hookers thrown in for good measure...  

We had a lot of sheep...

How about 750lb Rhinette's in silky thongs?

 

[Outtahere]

Someone looking over my shoulder asked if cyber-sex counted.

 

[HFWR]

How about 750lb Rhinette's in silky thongs?

Damned well better respect HER in the morning... 

 

[setab]

How come the list only goes up to 2000 ?

That you, Wilt?

setab

 

[Danny]

That you, Wilt?

setab

I almost added a Chamberlain category, but didn't think anyone would get it.

 

[HFWR]

That German guy?

 

[cube_rat]

15 responses and 68 views in less than 12 minutes is pretty impressive.  Goes to show you sex gets everyone's attention

 

[maddythebeagle]

Are we going by "Bill Clinton rules"?

 

[setab]

I almost added a Chamberlain category, but didn't think anyone would get it.

Shades of a misspent youth.

setab

 

[Danny]

That German guy?

Well? Are you going to count him or not?

 

[TromboneAl]

Don't use "wilt" and "sex" in the same sentence.

 

[Danny]

Dan: You need a catagory for those of us who were doing alcohol doobies and don't remember . . . um . . . everything clearly.

--Shang-ri-la . . . um . . . Soon

Hey! Good to hear from you again.

 

[REWahoo]

Just say you were very popular or that you're in the sex industry

Or that you played in the NBA...

 

[HFWR]

Well? Are you going to count him or not? 

He just layed there...

 

[SteveR]

Looks like some rules for this are in order.   

Only sex between consenting humans.

No farm animals, exotic reptiles, or members of the rodent family are allowed.

If you paid for it, it don't count.

Sex by yourself does not count.

Sex with an inanimate object does not count.

Sex with a species outside of the solar system does not count.

Sex in your sleep does not count.

Sex you cannot remember does not count—This includes drug or alcohol induced memory loss or memory loss due to finally being aware of gross physical appearance deficiencies in the partner you ended up with last night.


As a result of this poll, the US government has announced it will now impose a sex tax.  It is called the Screw You Tax and is being promoted as the “screwing you will get for the screwing you got.”  Monitoring devices will soon be implanted with a pay as you go system to assure compliance. 

 

[justin]

Monitoring devices will soon be implanted with a pay as you go system to assure compliance.

Ouch.