Winemaker
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Maybe it is similar to a kid hollering "mom!" or "dad", when inside a grade school gym, county fair.
I'm Catholic and I don't get it
Sounds funny, but I don't get it. Could you 'splain it to me?
Everyone has a head, right? (I think that's true). Say you're at a Cardinals game and someone says "hey you with the red shirt." Then Cardinal fans stop and think, "me? I have a red shirt" but EVERYONE has a red shirt.
Isn't that funny?
Yabbut, it's a rip off of the old "Hey you with the liver" joke.
I don't think my DA had a liver.
That, perhaps, is why it was modified to 'head'?
It still doesn't make sense. But then I was one of those people who watched Seinfeld and thought - What is the fuss about? When are they going to do or say something, anything that is funny?
I don't think my DA had a liver.
The only thing that is useless is the appendix.
Although it is widely viewed as a vestigial organ with little known function, recent research suggests that the appendix may serve an important purpose. In particular, it may serve as a reservoir for beneficial gut bacteria
I went to a progressive Catholic High School, 1972-1974. We changed classes so the halls were very crowded after every class, students hurrying to get to their next class. I will never forget one loud, obnoxious girl who yelled "Hey, you with the head!" Nearly everyone stopped walking and looked side to side.
Sounds funny, but I don't get it. Could you 'splain it to me?
I'm Catholic and I don't get it
Then, they all look at each other rather sheepishly.
The appendix is useless until it bursts. Don't mean to be a Debbie Downer, but mine burst. Then, suddenly it becomes kind of important. I said after that experience and 3 days in the hospital...every man woman and child should have their appendix removed as soon as possible.Oh, one's quality of life depends on his/her many organs and body parts, some more important than others of course.
The only thing that is useless is the appendix. Even here, it does not help, but certainly can hurt your quality of life.
The appendix is useless until it bursts. Don't mean to be a Debbie Downer, but mine burst. Then, suddenly it becomes kind of important. I said after that experience and 3 days in the hospital...every man woman and child should have their appendix removed as soon as possible.
Picture this, traveling out in the middle of no where, appendix bursts. If you'd had it removed, say at birth, no problem, this would not happen. But if you ignore it or can't get to a hospital or surgeon fast enough? I hope you had a happy, loving and rewarding life because it's time to say good bye.
What happened to the funny jokes?
Funny is in the eye of the beholder. REWahoo took my story and made it funny.What happened to the funny jokes?