Bestwifeever
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Hey, everyone but my wife thought it was funny!
Plus there are a *lot* of punchlines we all politely refrained from adding but that this story screamed for
Hey, everyone but my wife thought it was funny!
Plus there are a *lot* of punchlines we all politely refrained from adding but that this story screamed for
I can just imagine!I knew I was providing a fertile set-up environment when I posted it and I expected some would take a poke at it. But after 50 years of that story bouncing around our family there isn't much I haven't already heard - including the comments from the doc who did the surgery.
Oh, one's quality of life depends on his/her many organs and body parts, some more important than others of course.
The only thing that is useless is the appendix. Even here, it does not help, but certainly can hurt your quality of life.
There’s a settlement in Antarctica with a school, a post office and a huddle of homes. It’s like other sub-zero villages, except for one thing: families must have surgery to move in.
Of more use than the majority of our appendages & parts is a frequently verbally maligned orifice.
On rare occasion, my sweet bride has the need to use an expletive and refer to me as an “A-hole”.
I always thank her for the compliment, an A-hole being one one of the more useful parts of the body, without we would be full of sh*t.
At that point her eyes usually have become cold & narrow slits and you can see the daggers coming out while she contemplates existence without my continuously jovial presence.
I’ve filed jointly with her for the past 34 years by readily transitioning to the “Silence is Golden” strategy, which usually provides absolution for my digression.
Nice! Where'd you hear that?
This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you read combined.
This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you read combined.
Hank is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one Hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen to me very, very closely:
"Are – my – test – results - back....!"