It's funny joke Thursday! 2005 - 2020

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SEEING HOW SOME PEOPLE WEAR THEIR MASKS, I NOW
I UNDERSTAND HOW CONTRACEPTIVES FAIL SO OFTEN.
 
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A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?”
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for a moment and then confessed. “Yes. Yes he did.”
The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks “Who? Who was he? Who was the father?”
Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband.
Then, finally, she says, “You.”
 
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A Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie.
When the son comes home in the afternoon, the father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?”
Son: “Yeah.”
Detector: “Beep.“
Son: “OK, OK, I was at the movies.”
Detector: “Beep.”
Son: “Alright already, I went for a beer with my friends.”
Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“
Detector: “Beep.”
Mother laughs: “Ha Ha! He really is your son!”
Detector: “Beep Beep Beep”
 
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:LOL::LOL: I don"t write them, I just post them.... That's right! :cool:


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CRLLS said:
Actually, it is not acute. But I lke the joke anyway. :LOL:
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That's why I said "That's right" in my post...:)




As in a "right angle" for those that didn't get it......
 
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Nemo2 said:
They had me cornered.
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ok, enough with all the "angles" already. Seems we have gone "full circle" now...:LOL:

Wow, we sure got a lot of mileage out of that simple little joke...:)
 
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What is the function of all these jokes? Let's get to the root of it!

I gotta tell the 'cool kids' that I'm hanging around with squares.
 
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