It's funny joke Thursday! 2005 - 2020

[Car-Guy]

Last time I was in WV, I stopped at a roadside flea market and there were several tables full of rifles and pistols for sale. Cash only.

Oh, I'm in Texas and managed to buy 9 mm ammo last month. We have it here. No problem.

So I guess the cartoon above was on target about WV...

I've seen some ammo at a few gun stores but pickens seemed really slim and prices high... I'm in pretty good shape now except for 38 supers.

I've also noticed the gun shows are opened again here in Texas but I'm not going... To dangerous for me to be walking around in a packed convention center. Last time I checked, covid isn't stopped by bullets.

 

[REWahoo]

...pickens seemed really slim...

One of my favorite actors:

 

[Car-Guy]

^^^^ You "picked" up on it.... Very good...


The end of that show was a real "blast"

 

[Car-Guy]

Not so much of a joke.... Good stuff...

 

[Car-Guy]

A secret agent was sent to Ireland to pick up sensitive information from an agent called Murphy. His instructions were to walk around town using a code phrase until he met his fellow agent. He found himself on a desolate country road and finally ran into a farmer.
“Hello,” said the agent, “I’m looking for a man called Murphy.”
“Well you’re in luck,” said the farmer. “As it happens, there’s a village right over the hill where a butcher is called Murphy, the baker is named Murphy, and three widows are called Murphy. In fact, my name is Murphy.”
“Aha,” thought the agent, “here’s my man.” So he whispered the secret code: “The sun is shining … the grass is growing … the cows are ready for milking.”
“Oh,” said the farmer, “you’re looking for Murphy the spy. He’s in the village over the other direction.”

 

[Car-Guy]

Jokes that I can post here are getting harder to find... Last one for a while.



Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?”
Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Morty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”

 

[aja8888]

Not so much of a joke.... Good stuff...

Yep....Texas health food.

 

[38Chevy454]

Not so much of a joke.... Good stuff...

I need to make some of these. I make bacon wrapped with cream cheese a lot, but not with the extra brisket inside.

 

[Time2]

One of my favorite actors:

My first experience with this movie, I turned the channel maybe 5 or 10 minutes before this scene. It was all a serious movie and then all of the sudden... boy was I confused.

 

[AlexWill1989]

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

 

[NYEXPAT]

1.

 

[Jeb-NY]

The company Pfizer, which has recently received approval for a vaccine against Covid-19. is the same company that created Viagra.

Therefore, we can fully rely on the announced vaccine because if Pfizer was able to raise the dead, they should certainly be able to protect the living.

 

[Walt34]

This just in:

 

[MichaelB]

This just in:

 

[eytonxav]

This really belongs in the Covid section:

 

[Time2]

Don't read if you're offended by adolescent antics.
Click to enlarge.

 

[Time2]

Please let me know if I'm crossing the line of decency in my latest posts.
I might be in my second adolescence.

 

[ls99]

Please let me know if I'm crossing the line of decency in my latest posts.
I might be in my second adolescents.

So she got rid of "that not so fresh feeling"?

 

[Out-to-Lunch]

Please let me know if I'm crossing the line of decency in my latest posts.
I might be in my second adolescence.

If it is any consolation, I stole it and posted it elsewhere!

 

[Time2]

If it is any consolation, I stole it and posted it elsewhere!

I stole it first! Actually, print screened it from a video.

 

[Time2]

OK, I didn't steal it first, the Youtuber stole it from reddit, and the reddit poster, well he got it... There was an original writer somewhere.

 

[cbo111]

Please let me know if I'm crossing the line of decency in my latest posts.
I might be in my second adolescence.

Funny stuff, keep-em coming.

 

[Time2]

Are you sure you want to encourage me?

 

[Time2]

They Speak.

 

[REWahoo]

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