It's funny joke Thursday! 2005 - 2020

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A son of tribal chief asks his father how children are named.
Father explains, the name is a bout a significant event about that child.
Then father asks: why do you want to know, Broken Rubber?
 
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A son of tribal chief asks his father how children are named.
Father explains, the name is a bout a significant event about that child.
Then father asks: why do you want to know, Broken Rubber?


I heard the joke a little more crude version:
Father explains he looks out the teepee after the child is born. Your one sister is Deer Leaping, your other sister is Bird Song. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Screwing?
 
Merry Christmas everyone!!
 

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Merry Christmas!
 

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I've been on a 10+ day Christmas road trip so no recent postings.... 6 days on the road (hey, there is a song by that name) and 5 days in Vegas $$$$.....e.g. My Vegas Vacation. :)


So now that I'm back, maybe I can post a few more jokes...


:LOL::LOL:



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:LOL::LOL: Secret Santa Surprise.......


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The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new Doctor told her To bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for Her.
As The young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide As he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control Pills..
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL Pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in These that that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and Patted the young Doctor's knee...."Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind up a few and mix them in the orange juice that my twin teenage Granddaughters drink ... .And believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night."
 
:LOL::LOL: Reminds me of my recent road trip! Told my wife that the GPS maps were wrong! Several times...



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Not really a joke but pretty good for 2020... One picture is really worth a 1000 words....


Last one for today!



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:LOL::LOL: I may need to remember this one for New Years Eve


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:LOL::LOL: Hey this one is a little late for Christmas but I was on the road and missed it...


Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve, and NOTHING was going right.
Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies.
The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had worked making toys and were threatening to go on strike.
The reindeer had been drinking eggnog all afternoon.
To make matters worse, a few of the other elves had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.
Santa was furious. “I can’t believe it! I’ve got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours, and all my reindeer are drunk, the elves are walking out, and I don’t even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn’t even back yet! What am I going to do?”
Just then, the little angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree.
The angel said, “Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?”
And thus, the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass.
 
My lesbian neighbours gave me a Rolex for Christmas.

It's nice.



But I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch"
 
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