FinallyRetired
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
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I have what is probably a naive question about lawyers, something I've wondered about after having served on a few juries. A lawyer establishes a special relationship with their client, so what is said between them remains between them. But the lawyer is also an officer of the court and is sworn to uphold the law. Suppose a criminal gets arrested, hires a lawyer, and tells the lawyer, yes I did it but I still want you to defend me.
My question is, does the lawyer say (a) sorry, I have to turn you in; (b) admit to the court the client did it but try to get them off on some technicality; (c) keep the info to themselves and argue the client didn't do it; (d) something else.
Now, since I can't ask a lawyer question without providing a lawyer joke, here's another lawyer question:
-- If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
My question is, does the lawyer say (a) sorry, I have to turn you in; (b) admit to the court the client did it but try to get them off on some technicality; (c) keep the info to themselves and argue the client didn't do it; (d) something else.
Now, since I can't ask a lawyer question without providing a lawyer joke, here's another lawyer question:
-- If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.