Let's Pick on the Men Today!

[MJ]

I think I speak for the majority flipstress.................you were
correct, i.e. way too much information

JG

I humbly disagree. It was detail description of a social conflict. I rarely have issues discussing in graphic details the day to day concerns. In fact, for this public forum, I had to look up the PC version #1 since I forgot which is #1 and which is #2. I would naturally have preferred to use "normal" terms.

But to each, his/her own.

flipstress, thanks for the explanation. You have a great one. Mine will be soggy.

 

[Dreamer]

We keep the lid down at all times, except when in use. We have 5 cats and this is part of the reason. I have also read that germs spread a distance after flushing the toilet, so I want the lid down before the toilet is flushed!

Dreamer

 

[Outtahere]

That's true, germs are sprayed in the air during the flushing phase, I wish they had covers on public toilets. We keep the lid down because of the dog, I prefer him not to drink from the toilet for a number of reasons LOL.

 

[haha]

Gosh I think putting the toilet seat down is a small price to pay for so much enjoyment

Do I ever agree with this 

Ha

 

[Martha]

I debated whether to post this on the Fantasy Bathroom thread or here. We have a cool faucet in our bathroom with a head that can be turned so it is easy to drink out of the faucet. Here is the faucet in normal mode:

My problem is that Greg likes to drink out of the faucet a lot and then forgets to put it back in the normal faucet position. I don't notice and turn on the faucet full blast, and get sprayed in the face:

Can you help

 

[MJ]

I debated whether to post this on the Fantasy Bathroom thread or here. We have a cool faucet in our bathroom with a head that can be turned so it is easy to drink out of the faucet. Here is the faucet in normal mode:
My problem is that Greg likes to drink out of the faucet a lot and then forgets to put it back in the normal faucet position. I don't notice and turn on the faucet full blast, and get sprayed in the face:

Can you help

I suggest if he continues to do this then , no game privileges, no internet access and he can cook your supper but can't have any for 2 weeks.

 

[haha]

I wish I had your water pressure. 

Ha

 

[greg]

Dang! Just one more thing that she doesn't want to see or use when it's up.

--Greg

 

[73ss454]

Greg,

Forget about food.

I think your in real trouble now!

 

[haha]

Greg, rein it in, Baby. No one wants to see The Early Retirement Forum's favorite couple go kerplunck.

Ha

 

[greg]

Greg, rein it in, Baby. No one wants to see The Early Retirement Forum's favorite couple go kerplunck.

Ha

Ha: Don't worry, be happy. Our marriage is like a toilet seat: Sometimes it's up, and sometimes it's down. But the hinge is solid. We only worry about the kerplunks from others.

--Greg

 

[Nords]

My problem is that Greg likes to drink out of the faucet a lot and then forgets to put it back in the normal faucet position. I don't notice and turn on the faucet full blast, and get sprayed in the face.

Cool, Greg, and my spouse's birthday is coming up soon!

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

But men always have to use their hand to lift it. Why not assume it is always up instead of always down?

You use your hand? Hmmm...I'm doing it wrong then.

 

[sgeeeee]

You use your hand?  Hmmm...I'm doing it wrong then.

Stop using your mouth, TH.

 

[MJ]

Well,
if you were pinocchio, you could use your extended nose,
or
if you were john holmes (rip), you could use ....... never mind.

 

[Mr._johngalt]

I intended to let this one go by as the topic seems a bit
trailer-parky (apologies to mobile home owners). However,
FYI I almost never touch a toilet seat, at home or away. I flip
them up or down with one toe. BTW, if you are dining out
and fall over while attempting this.......let someone else drive home.

JG

 

[haha]

I'm a footster also.

Ha

 

[ProfHaroldHill]

I almost never touch a toilet seat, at home or away.  I flip
them up or down with one toe.  JG

 Do you make any kind of special noise when you do this?