An Avon saleslady was alone in an elevator, when she passed gas. The resulting stench being nearly unbearable, she reached into her sample kit, and proceeded to spray some pine-scented aerosol to mask the odor.
Shortly thereafter, the elevator stopped, and a fellow passenger boarded. As the elevator continued its journey, the fellow passenger sniffed the air a couple of times, then commented about the strange odor.
The Avon lady inquired, “What does the odor remind you of?”
To which the other passenger replied, “Smells like somebody **** a Christmas tree...”