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Still Have Snakes & Scorpions REW?
03-18-2008, 12:46 PM
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03-18-2008, 12:55 PM
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I hope those snakes at least got to catch a good buzz in the bottle before fading away. Beats being smashed in the head with a shovel or taking buckshot.
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03-18-2008, 12:56 PM
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"...agents raided Bayou Bob’s Brazos River Rattlesnake Ranch in Palo Pinto County after the reptile-infused vodka was sold to undercover agents..."
Looks like Brazos Bob was attempting to cash in on Bob Dole's success with his Viagra commercial....
"Infusing alcohol with snakes or scorpions is believed to possess aphrodisiac properties."
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03-18-2008, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by REWahoo
"...agents raided Bayou Bob’s Brazos River Rattlesnake Ranch in Palo Pinto County after the reptile-infused vodka was sold to undercover agents..."
Looks like Brazos Bob was attempting to cash in on Bob Dole's success with his Viagra commercial....
"Infusing alcohol with snakes or scorpions is believed to possess aphrodisiac properties."
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Girl says to guy in a Texas bar.....Why that's the strangest thing, I'd swear you have rattlesnake on your breath 
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03-18-2008, 01:14 PM
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Is that a rattlesnake in your pants, or... ah, never mind.
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"Hey, for every ten dollars, that's another hour that I have to be in the work place. That's an hour of my life. And my life is a very finite thing. I have only 'x' number of hours left before I'm dead. So how do I want to use these hours of my life? Do I want to use them just spending it on more crap and more stuff, or do I want to start getting a handle on it and using my life more intelligently?" -- Joe Dominguez (1938 - 1997)
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03-18-2008, 01:38 PM
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Consult with your own advisor or representative. My thoughts should not be construed as investment advice. Past performance is no guarantee of future results (love that one).......:)
This Thread is USELESS without pics.........:)
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03-18-2008, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by FinanceDude
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This thread is going places!
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03-18-2008, 01:47 PM
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You have to suck out the poison, right? 
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03-18-2008, 01:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FinanceDude
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He ain't gettin' none.
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"Hey, for every ten dollars, that's another hour that I have to be in the work place. That's an hour of my life. And my life is a very finite thing. I have only 'x' number of hours left before I'm dead. So how do I want to use these hours of my life? Do I want to use them just spending it on more crap and more stuff, or do I want to start getting a handle on it and using my life more intelligently?" -- Joe Dominguez (1938 - 1997)
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03-18-2008, 01:49 PM
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03-18-2008, 01:55 PM
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nm 
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There's no need to complicate, our time is short..
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03-18-2008, 02:40 PM
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Unfortunately, rattlesnakes are becoming another endangered species, and stunts like this don't help. Another 400 individuals taken out of the breeding pool. Like 'em or not, snakes are a necessary species like so many others, and pretty much harmless IF YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE.....
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03-18-2008, 02:50 PM
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Well it was going places 
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03-18-2008, 02:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Puzzley
IF YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE.....
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Pretty much my rule for all stinging and biting critters...
Well, there was this cheerleader once... 
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03-18-2008, 02:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Puzzley
Unfortunately, rattlesnakes are becoming another endangered species...
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That may be true of some rattlesnake species, such as the eastern diamondback, but the western diamondback that you find out west (in my back yard, in my grandkids school playground, etc.) are doing just fine, thank you.
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Originally Posted by Puzzley
...and pretty much harmless IF YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE.....
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Give me a break. How do you " leave them alone" if you step on one walking down your driveway to get the morning paper, in your garage on your way to the car, or your dog gets bitten by one that crawled into her dog house?
The fewer the better as far as I am concerned.
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03-18-2008, 02:55 PM
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and she went into a bar where she saw a guy with a monkey on his shoulder..............
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03-18-2008, 02:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JPatrick
and she went into a bar where she saw a guy with a monkey on his shoulder..............
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And he asked her if she had rattlesnake on her breath.
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03-18-2008, 02:58 PM
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So has anyone been bitten by a rattlesnake? What do you do if one bits you? I assume HFWR's advice (suck it out) is not what is done, or is it? What if you dog gets bit?
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03-18-2008, 03:00 PM
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SDNHM Herpetology FAQ About Rattlesnakes
Do not apply a tight, constricting tourniquet.
Do not cut the bite area.
Do not ice the bite area.
Do not attempt to suck out the venom with your mouth.
Do not give alcohol to the bitten person.
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03-18-2008, 03:01 PM
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Bend over, placing your head firmy between your legs. Then kiss your ass goodbye...
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