Stolen from TMF
I couldn't resist:
"My wife works at a shopping channel, they do millions of dollars in sales but behind the facade it's really a Mom & Pop store, built with duct tape and twine ever since when.
There are about 1500 people in the call-center, where, of course, they take orders. Now on their old computer system, there was no place to put "comments", but clever folks that they were, they found if you kept hitting "return", you could get an infinite number of "lines" in the Address field, so that's what they did when they felt they needed to.
Usually that was stripped out by the people in the fulfillment end (who put the stuff in boxes) but not always.
So the big announcement yesterday was that they're getting a new computer system which has it's own "Comment" field, which might include things like "Please include an extra display box" or "She would like a cleaning cloth for the ring" or whatever.
No longer will the address ever go out saying:
Mrs. Sophie McClellan
1234 West Tower Lane
I hate dealing with this bitch
Denver, CO 44567 "
"See their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these civilized people, they'll eat each other.
See, I'm not a monster... I'm just ahead of the curve."
- The Joker