Ok everybody here is your chance to give it to me ! Every year after we eat our grand dinner we lay around and watch football . Wife , son and me. Every year around 6:00 my wife who exercises like someone from a gym advertisement make my son and me go to Fairfield Mall to WALK !!! BLACK FRIDAY ! First she asks me to drive. The mall has tiny parking places , I am funny I don't want my PU truck dinged. Everyone just seems to slam their car in a parking place . It seems like thousands of people scrambling to buy women's purses . ( Kate Spade ,Tory Birch ,Coach ) how can this be ?? They only let so many people in these stores at a time so the line for these stores seem to be steady at around 75 people . We walk into stores around screaming kids, people speaking languages that I have no clue. Before we leave we go into Under Armor ( my wife's favorite store ) I can work out in a T shirt and shorts she has to use UA . The only thing we buy after almost three hours of walking are warm up pants for her . I say Happy Thanks giving / Merry Christmas to the clerk who we have known from previous visits . He whispers to us " We aren't allowed to say that . After all of this, walking to my truck my wife looks at her fit bit and says , we did good we walked 3700 steps ..........bring on the pecan Pie !