I'm filing a patent for a nasal milk irrigation system.
I feel that the nasal milk irrigation system (nmis) is possibly one of the most important developments in nasal irrigation history.
Many people have put forth products and ideas on NI, but their work has fallen short. NI is often not even considered as part of anyones overall nasal strategy.
In particular, the studies and supporters of historical nasal irrigation processes (hnip) found at the nasal irrigation home page (nihp...please dont confuse this with hnip) are misleading and offer false hope to those seeking a true nasal irrigation system (tnip). This makes me feel a little good and a little sad. Probably because I'm bipolar.
Its always been clear that those who believe in irrigation of the nasal passages with beer might not ever agree with those who feel milk is a better option. I certainly didnt want any friction between the two. But since milk often appears from the nose even when it hasnt been introduced recently, it seems to be the obvious choice.
When JREWING and I looked at the historical events of spontaneous nasal milk production and the apparent benefits of nasal milk irrigation (hesnmp/abnm), we noticed that by adding two and two we often got five. This revelation knocked our socks off. We could hardly believe it. Wow. This changed everything, and our only choice was to bombard every discussion on anything to divert it back to a discussion of nasal irrigation. We had to save peoples noses. It had to be done. Someone had to make the stand and tell the tough story. Beer just doesnt work.
What came next was unexpected. The joint went out and we had lost the lighter. We looked high and low, but we couldnt find it. After careful analysis we determined that the lighter in fact had never existed. It was just something we had imagined. This restored our confidence in the project.
Just then I noticed that JREWING had fallen asleep and looked exactly like sleeping beauty. When I leaned forward to give him his wakeup kiss, I noticed that the lighter was in his shirt pocket.
This revelation just about made me lose my marbles. In fact, milk began running freely from my nose. "I must go tell them, I must! I must tell people about this over and over and over and over and over and over and (what? oh yeah) and over and over. Wait. Before I do that, I need to go tell them. They have to know. Knowing is important. Its the most important thing.
However, if anyone plays "word games" about NMIS and wants to engage in conversations about HNIP, we'll clearly put an immediate stop to that activity. Its counter productive to talk about alternatives. That can only create unnecessary friction.
Sleepy. So sleepy. But must go on...
Need to do something with my "tool". First I need a tool. Any tool. A tool that works.