Tiger in a pile of p/r poop.............

If even 10% of what the media is [-]speculating [/-]reporting to be true, he was probably running from his wife- who didn't rescue him from the car with a 9-iron, but was actually chasing him down the street with it...:whistle:
 
I guess that squeaky clean family guy image was for show only..........:(

Tiger has NOT been the same since Earl died, but that is not an excuse for him.

I'll bet Letterman is busy writing Tiger jokes.

"For the first time ever, Elin beat Tiger. But it was NOT on the golf course, it was on the DRIVEWAY"!!!!!!!!
 
Who got the Tiger by the tail:confused: Play on the Esso commercial.
 
KB said:
I wonder if they have a prenup.
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If not, might take a while for Tiger to reclaim his billionaire status. But she might forgive and forget, especially if she did sign a prenup with a low payout.;)
 
I'll bet there's some walking on eggshells around that house right now...heh, heh, heh!
 
Good thing he's not married to Lorena Bobbit.
 
The price of celebrity. If Tiger wasn't Tiger, the accident would probably been treated as just what he was charged with -- bad driving.

Maybe Tiger will do a Kobe and get his wife a really really really nice ring.
 
easysurfer said:
Maybe Tiger will do a Kobe and get his wife a really really really nice ring.
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I believe it was called a "house ring", because the ring costs as much as the average house........;)
 
Well, he's not denying it anyway. Why in the world would he be so stupid as to jeapordize his relationship with his wife so early? [He] needs some lessons in how to hide his transgressions, which would be better than his wife finding out and it hitting all the newspapers. No more squeeky clean Tiger image now...

BBC News - Tiger Woods admits 'I have let my family down'
 
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I heard the police were asking Elin how many times she hit Tiger with the golf club. After thinking for a minute she said "I can't really remember. Go ahead and put me down for a 5".
 
Tiger can drive a golf ball further than his car...

Mike D.

I just got a news flash that he has apologised for the transgressions and the problems he caused his family.
 
QUESTION: What do both these images have in common?

ANSWER: They both get clubbed by Norwegians…
 

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Alright, more bandwagon jokes.......

Know why Tiger hit both a fireplug and a tree. He could not decide between a metal or a wood.

Why is it Tiger can drive great in the fairway but he can't drive fair in the driveway?

Heard he is taking a new nickname. Staying in the feline family though. His new name is Cheetah.
 
Tiger is a very wealthy man and we may have seen his last tournament. Too bad for golf.
 
Bestwifeever said:
Tiger is a very wealthy man and we may have seen his last tournament. Too bad for golf.
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I don't think so. My opinion is its almost better for him to have it all come out in the open. Now he can do his mia culpa. Then weather the storm. Then go out in a few months and win another major. Everyone will love him again.

I am surprised by all this. I actually thought Tiger was above this sorta thing. But I guess the temptation is just too strong. It must be incredible to have those options and try to resist. I'm not excusing it. But it does make me for a day appreciate that I'm just little old anonymous nobody that chicks could care less about throwing themselves at.
 
MuirWannabe said:
I heard the police were asking Elin how many times she hit Tiger with the golf club. After thinking for a minute she said "I can't really remember. Go ahead and put me down for a 5".
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:)

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

"Looks like Tiger's putter has let him down again"..........

"I heard Elin has Eliott Spitzer's wife on speed dial"..........

"Tiger's big change in 2010 will be to leave his DRIVER in the bag more".........
 
This is that guy who can hit a dinky little ball really far and put it in holes in the lawn? And has more money than any of us and nicer cars and a bigger house? and his wife is beautiful? and he's probably smarter and has met more of the glitterati? and withal seems to be a well spoken decent person? Good thing we have people willing to paw through his sewage hunting for turds that don't smell of roses.
 
calmloki said:
This is that guy who can hit a dinky little ball really far and put it in holes in the lawn? And has more money than any of us and nicer cars and a bigger house? and his wife is beautiful? and he's probably smarter and has met more of the glitterati? and withal seems to be a well spoken decent person? Good thing we have people willing to paw through his sewage hunting for turds that don't smell of roses.
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He is held to a higher standard than most, whether fair or not. Unfortunately, due to his public status, he is subject to media hype, whether it is fair or not......

Also,Tiger has always projected he is a BIG family man, which of course makes him look like a hypocrite at this point.

I'll stick with my original point, the loss of Earl left a huge void in Tiger's life that noone can fill. I don't see how young skanky-type women fill that void but he is human and has issues like we all do..........;)
 
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