packrat44
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?
Tomorrow never comes.
Tomorrow never comes.
This gives me a good answer when I get asked 'Do you get bored?' I have one working buddy that plays with my group once a week and it never fails he will ask that question....
Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?
Lazy? I don't have time to be lazy!
Like most of my grade school teachers used to say to me....."Your just not applying yourself, young man!"
Being (or becoming) lazy takes a lot of effort!
You know, I always wanted to be a procrastinator...
You know, I always wanted to be a procrastinator...
Oh BTW, I get up at 5am everyday. Not because I have to, it just feels good to start the day at dawn. Anyway, as my wife says, there's plenty of time to sleep after you're dead.
you bother to breathe? thank god for osmosis. hey, it got me through school.
I like what your wife said too. And it's a good point. I have gotten into the habit of keeping late hours and therefore accomplishing little before lunch the next day. I'm printing out your wife's words, in large font, and posting them on the bulletin board right above my monitor. It'll give me something to think about as I settle into the chair here in my office to listen to music and surf the web until the middle of the night.......
I don't miss working on chores until dark on Saturday and Sunday evenings, trying to get them all done before the workweek starts.
(innocent question) What's a Weekend?
(flippant ressponse) That's the time when far too many people are loose and mucking about. Time for us to lay low and wait 'em out...
Before I retired, I would usually do my grocery shopping in the evening when I got off work. I used to really resent it when older people who were obviously retired would choose to shop at that same time or on week-ands and crowd the checkstands. They have the whole week-day to take care of their errands. Why do they have to do them the same time when working people are trying to take care of business?Sometimes I mess up and go to the store on a weekend; oh the humanity.
Before I retired, I would usually do my grocery shopping in the evening when I got off work. I used to really resent it when older people who were obviously retired would choose to shop at that same time or on week-ands and crowd the checkstands.
I might go at 2 AM because I am out of pork rinds and wine....
We made the mistake of going for groceries the other afternoon, and had to wait for 'junior' to end his tirade, so we and some other inconsiderate retirees could maneuver our carts through aisle to continue shopping. All the while mommy & daddy stood there saying "Don't be like that junior, it's not polite. You need to get up off the floor. Come on get up off the floor......well, OK, stay there and think about it then." Over and over and over.
What you don't understand is that they are enjoying the process. It might be their only interaction with "others" that day. I used to try and get my Dad to use the ATM. He said he would miss the tellers who were his friends...he would show up at the wicket without any withdrawal slip and they would dutifully complete one for him while he chatted.