This is just for your amusement.
You have heard the one about the attorney who told me that to my employees and the government I was the
"evil big guy". Had some other interesting experiences.
When I was attorney shopping during my divorce I had a
very aggressive guy picked out but he was leaving on sabbatical. So, I hired my second choice. Worked with him for a month and we both agreed we were not good together (in school my teacher said "annoys others" on my report card).
By this time my first choice was back so I interviewed
him on the phone. All at once he said, "I can't represent you". I was taken aback. When pressed he said
"I think you would be a very difficult client." On reflection, he was right
. I ended up with a lawyer
recommended to me by a good friend who had recently
been divorced. He was okay. Adequate. After the dust settled, I thanked my friend and inquired how he had done with his divorce. My friend said, "Oh, he didn't
handle my divorce!" Turns out my friend had used him for some kind of contract dispute
Once I called an attorney from the car on some kind of
potential business dispute. His answer was either
satisfactory, or the probelm went away. About a month later I got a letter asking what ever happened.
By that time the problem was gone and so I did not respond. Another month, another letter. I ignored it.
This was followed with a bill charging me for the time to compose
and send the 2 letters asking about the status of an issue which did not exist. I will leave it to your imagination as to where
I told him to insert his invoice.
That's all for now kiddies. I have many more.
Peace and love,