Chuckanut
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It seems that a recent story in the WSJ has ignited a furious discussion regarding cargo shorts.
Probably behind a paywall:
Nice Cargo Shorts! You’re Sleeping on the Sofa - WSJ
In short (pun intended) most women do like them on their man. Here are some quotes about various couples having problems over cargo shorts:
The repercussions from this article are so severe that the author is taking a lot of heat:
So, forget about pesky minor issues like the Presidential election, withdrawal rates and the high cost of housing and take a stand on cargo shorts.
Probably behind a paywall:
Nice Cargo Shorts! You’re Sleeping on the Sofa - WSJ
In short (pun intended) most women do like them on their man. Here are some quotes about various couples having problems over cargo shorts:
15 pairs of cargo shorts have slowly disappeared from his closet. On the occasions when he has confronted his wife about the missing shorts, she will either admit to throwing them away or deflect confrontation by saying things like, “Honey, you just need a little help.”
she sneaks her husband’s cargo shorts off to Goodwill when he’s not around. Mrs. Hansen, 30, no longer throws them out at home because her husband has found them in the trash and fished them out.
she used to tease her husband gently about his fashion choices, until he made a purchase that crossed the line: denim cargo shorts. That was “just too far,” she said.
disputes the idea that he tries to wear cargo shorts only when she’s not around. “I wish that were the truth,” she said. “If he was only wearing them when I could not look at him, that would be perfect.”
The repercussions from this article are so severe that the author is taking a lot of heat:
‘Hi. I just sent a link to my boyfriend of your article about cargo shorts, and he immediately got very angry. I sent it to him because I thought it was funny, but he took offense that men are being sincerely judged for wearing cargo shorts. Can you clear up for us if you wrote this article to be humorous? Or was it a sincere piece about cargo shorts?
I fear he will push back with wearing even more cargo shorts and being even more proud about it. What have I done?’
So, forget about pesky minor issues like the Presidential election, withdrawal rates and the high cost of housing and take a stand on cargo shorts.