Bruceski44
Recycles dryer sheets
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Little Johnny was out Trick-Or-Treating dressed as a pirate. The lady who opened the door said, "Oh a pirate, how cute! Where are your buccaneers?" Johnny looked at her solemnly and said "They're under my buccan hat!"
It was little Johnny's turn for Show-N-Tell. He was describing how he saw two goats eating grass on the train tracks that morning just before the train came through. "It hit 'em right in the ass!" he exclaimed. "Rectum, Johnny, rectum," corrected the teacher. "Wrecked 'em, heck it killed em!"
It was little Johnny's turn for Show-N-Tell. He was describing how he saw two goats eating grass on the train tracks that morning just before the train came through. "It hit 'em right in the ass!" he exclaimed. "Rectum, Johnny, rectum," corrected the teacher. "Wrecked 'em, heck it killed em!"