JPatrick
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Girl says to guy in a Texas bar.....Why that's the strangest thing, I'd swear you have rattlesnake on your breath"...agents raided Bayou Bob’s Brazos River Rattlesnake Ranch in Palo Pinto County after the reptile-infused vodka was sold to undercover agents..."
Looks like Brazos Bob was attempting to cash in on Bob Dole's success with his Viagra commercial....
"Infusing alcohol with snakes or scorpions is believed to possess aphrodisiac properties."
Is that a rattlesnake in your pants, or... ah, never mind.Girl says to guy in a Texas bar.....Why that's the strangest thing, I'd swear you have rattlesnake on your breath
Girl says to guy in a Texas bar.....Why that's the strangest thing, I'd swear you have rattlesnake on your breath
What if a guy says that to a girl??
He ain't gettin' none.What if a guy says that to a girl??
What if a guy says that to a girl??
IF YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE.....
Unfortunately, rattlesnakes are becoming another endangered species...
...and pretty much harmless IF YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE.....
and she went into a bar where she saw a guy with a monkey on his shoulder..............Well, there was this cheerleader once...
and she went into a bar where she saw a guy with a monkey on his shoulder..............
Do kill the snake if it is still a threat. One bite is better than 2.SDNHM Herpetology FAQ About Rattlesnakes
Do not apply a tight, constricting tourniquet.
Do not cut the bite area.
Do not ice the bite area.
Do not attempt to suck out the venom with your mouth.
Do not give alcohol to the bitten person.
Fine, but that will not kill a rattlesnake.Oh crap.
So has anyone been bitten by a rattlesnake? What do you do if one bits you? I assume HFWR's advice (suck it out) is not what is done, or is it? What if you dog gets bit?