Coronavirus Humor

[Chuckanut]

Schrodinger's Virus

We all have Schrodinger's Virus now.

Because we can't get tested, we can't know whether we have the virus or not.

We have to act as if we have the virus so that we don't spread it to others.

We have to act as if we've never had it cause if we didn't have it we are not immune.

Therefore, we both have and don't have the virus.

Does that mean I can now walk in circles clockwise and counter clockwise at the same time? Cool!

 

[timo2]

Schrodinger's Virus

We all have Schrodinger's Virus now.

Because we can't get tested, we can't know whether we have the virus or not.

We have to act as if we have the virus so that we don't spread it to others.

We have to act as if we've never had it cause if we didn't have it we are not immune.

Therefore, we both have and don't have the virus.

That is such an awesome post.

 

[candrew]

As We Know, There Are Known Knowns

Schrodinger's Virus

We all have Schrodinger's Virus now.

Because we can't get tested, we can't know whether we have the virus or not.

We have to act as if we have the virus so that we don't spread it to others.

We have to act as if we've never had it cause if we didn't have it we are not immune.

Therefore, we both have and don't have the virus.

These "unknown unknowns" are enough to make even Donald Rumsfeld's head explode!

 

[audreyh1]

Schrodinger's Virus

We all have Schrodinger's Virus now.

Because we can't get tested, we can't know whether we have the virus or not.

We have to act as if we have the virus so that we don't spread it to others.

We have to act as if we've never had it cause if we didn't have it we are not immune.

Therefore, we both have and don't have the virus.

Very good!

 

[BigNick]

Stolen from Facebook...

 

[calmloki]

A better than normal song parody:

 

[Sunset]

A better than normal song parody:....

Yes, that was excellent.

 

[MichaelB]

COVID reading

 

[Gumby]

Excellent!

 

[braumeister]

COVID reading

Good one!

 

[Go-NoGo]

A better than normal song parody:

+1

Very nicely done !

 

[braumeister]

 

[BigNick]

Cafés in Amsterdam are getting ready to re-open with social distancing...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1250804064096485377

 

[Nemo2]

Cafés in Amsterdam are getting ready to re-open with social distancing...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1250804064096485377

I think she was our waitress before all this started!

 

[Dtail]

I think she was our waitress before all this started!

Well if she also throws the check and you don't receive it, you don't have to pay.

 

[Nemo2]

Well if she also throws the check and you don't receive it, you don't have to pay.

Circa 1986, on an R&R from Riyadh, my late wife & I stayed at the old Jameson Whiskey house in Dublin, (converted to a hotel)......young waitress got everything wrong...(if we ordered a glass of water she was likely to bring a bucket of coal!)......we were all (her included) laughing like fools.....finally told her "Look, bring anything you want and we'll eat it".

A memorable evening.

 

[Brdofpray]

This made me laugh!

 

[steelyman]

This made me laugh!

Me too! Love it, thanks!

 

[MichaelB]

COVID travel tool

Finally, a tool to help us choose a COVID friendly travel destination
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[TrvlBug]

Finally, a tool to help us choose a COVID friendly travel destination
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Our travel plans for the year .

 

[candrew]

Finally, a tool to help us choose a COVID friendly travel destination

Talk about a low cost destination. We're going to save a ton of $$ on airfare and accommodations!

 

[Dtail]

Finally, a tool to help us choose a COVID friendly travel destination
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If you are lucky, your DH/DW will pull you off the line for a pat down.

 

[REWahoo]

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[MuirWannabe]

Finally, a tool to help us choose a COVID friendly travel destination
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I’m so excited I’m going to Canada! Never was so good at math.

 

[KCGeezer]

DD sent me this

What ending social distancing too soon looks like