Coronavirus Humor

[bjorn2bwild]

As more of us get shut in -------

 

[rayinpenn]

Sometime levity is the best medicine ...

I mentioned to a buddy that I was a little down.. so he sent back this. Hope it makes you smile.

 

[CardsFan]

Hey, we scored two 8 packs today. Not Charmin, store brand.

 

[rayinpenn]

Sometime levity is the best medicine ...

Hey, we scored two 8 packs today. Not Charmin, store brand.

Use it in good health! I’m planning a heist.

 

[CardsFan]

Just happened to be there when they put it out.

The shame is, in normal times, we would never have bought (still have about 10 rolls). Thought is, if we have a friend in need, we can help.

 

[Dtail]

Walmart is opening senior hours every Tuesday at 6am starting next week for 60+ folks.
I will be there and can probably outrun most of the folks to the TP section.

 

[candrew]

Many parents will soon discover that the teacher is not the problem.

 

[Alan]

Many parents will soon discover that the teacher is not the problem.

We were talking with a nephew yesterday. He works from home normally, with lots of travel, his wife works at a lab testing PPE for the NHS so will continue going to work. They have an 8 year old and a 10 year old whose last day at school was on Friday. He is NOT looking forward to looking after them since his job will continue but with no travel and a lot more video conferences.

 

[rayinpenn]

Walmart is opening senior hours every Tuesday at 6am starting next week for 60+ folks.

I will be there and can probably outrun most of the folks to the TP section.

Not if the Mrs and I are there first.. she’ll be the blocker.

 

[Dtail]

Not if the Mrs and I are there first.. she’ll be the blocker.

Very good.
Good thing you are in PA and me in FLA.

 

[braumeister]

 

[Music Lover]

 

[Callitaday2022]

So many

 

[Rianne]

Copying and sending all these images to family in Northern Italy. They appreciate the humor and we Skype daily. I'm sure they share with their friends, so this humor is going a long way! Keep it coming BTW, they loved the Rhapsody!

 

[Callitaday2022]

Lets hope not

 

[rayinpenn]

Because I’m a slave to fashion I went with the always acceptable plaid

 

[sengsational]

This is a short, fuzzy video that my brother sent me on my phone. I took some time to get it on my Google drive, and it said "We're processing this video, please try back later.", so I had to download it to test watch it on my PC.

Note that the narrator is NOT my brother, and I certainly hope he's many degrees of separation from the narrator.

You need the sound to hear the narration. So far, 100% of the people that have watched it thought it was hysterical (population of 7 people on the family SMS thread).

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HaU51_HLcGJ6gJQTz90eDbW5EkwJHKMa/view?usp=sharing


edit - warning, language

 

[RetireBy90]

Seng, add me to the ones thought it was great.

 

[Aerides]

This probably wasn't supposed to be funny but it is (local city council meeting):

https://youtu.be/2bgCCXSrwHA

 

[Nemo2]

https://falloutfacts.com/top-10-fallout-weapons

 

[donheff]

I apologize if someone already posted this sports commentators tweets. I just joined this https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/03/2...fSU-FhdRKbfn_8nygM88yH0#.XnVj_M1Fmzs.facebook

 

[ERD50]

Seng, add me to the ones thought it was great.

I have tears in my eyes! Well done. -ERD50

 

[Music Lover]

 

[aja8888]

This probably wasn't supposed to be funny but it is (local city council meeting):

https://youtu.be/2bgCCXSrwHA

Boy, that meeting looked like fun!

 

[Chuckanut]

Q: What do the citizens of New Rochelle and hardened violent criminals both want?

A: Immunity