Coronavirus Humor

[Music Lover]

Definition of optimism

 

[RetireBy90]

Music Lover, great post !!

 

[zedd]

Live in a large city in the western part of the US? Experiencing long lines at the supermarket? Not finding much on the supermarket shelf?

Some helpful suggestions from Sam

https://youtu.be/VKNoJ2BzSRU

 

[Chuckanut]

Definition of optimism
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Hey, watch it with the cheap shot at accordions.

I'll have you know that there are many of us out there who are Pro Accordion. AND WE VOTE!

 

[REWahoo]

Hey, watch it with the cheap shot at accordions.

Should have posted a photo of bagpipes...

 

[Lewis Clark]

They said gloves and a mask were enough to go grocery shopping, but they lied. Everyone else was wearing clothes.

 

[Alan]

They said gloves and a mask were enough to go grocery shopping, but they lied. Everyone else was wearing clothes.

 

[Nemo2]

One of our four year old twin granddaughters has embarked on a home schooling program......she's drawn herself a laptop and is studying diligently:

 

[Winemaker]

Should have posted a photo of bagpipes...

So now a putdown of us cheapo Scots! I see where this is going.

 

[doneat54]

This is a short, fuzzy video that my brother sent me on my phone. I took some time to get it on my Google drive, and it said "We're processing this video, please try back later.", so I had to download it to test watch it on my PC.

Note that the narrator is NOT my brother, and I certainly hope he's many degrees of separation from the narrator.

You need the sound to hear the narration. So far, 100% of the people that have watched it thought it was hysterical (population of 7 people on the family SMS thread).

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HaU51_HLcGJ6gJQTz90eDbW5EkwJHKMa/view?usp=sharing


edit - warning, language

A friend of mine texted me that. Hysterical...

 

[audreyh1]

I loved how many of the words were original!

 

[audreyh1]

Many parents will soon discover that the teacher is not the problem.

LOL!

 

[Qs Laptop]

Seems about right...

 

[Callitaday2022]

2 more....

 

[Callitaday2022]

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[Music Lover]

 

[Rianne]

This is a short, fuzzy video that my brother sent me on my phone. I took some time to get it on my Google drive, and it said "We're processing this video, please try back later.", so I had to download it to test watch it on my PC.

Note that the narrator is NOT my brother, and I certainly hope he's many degrees of separation from the narrator.

You need the sound to hear the narration. So far, 100% of the people that have watched it thought it was hysterical (population of 7 people on the family SMS thread).

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HaU51_HLcGJ6gJQTz90eDbW5EkwJHKMa/view?usp=sharing


edit - warning, language

Sent to Italian relatives, laughed like crazy. They needed that one!

 

[sengsational]

Sent to Italian relatives, laughed like crazy. They needed that one!

Just thinking about it, I get another chuckle

 

[Alan]

Just a short time ago I would cough to cover the noise of a fart, now it’s the other way round.

 

[DrRoy]

Subject: Covid pandemic escalation levels

UK Virus ALERT Escalation Level:

This was great. See post #60 for the rest.

 

[Koogie]

Not tonight dear, she said, I'm social distancing.

 

[zedd]

Pollution levels way down: fewer cars on the road, planes in the air and ships on the sea..
Same number of farting cows tho.


Remember the good old days - when everyone was worried about global warming?

 

[RetireBy90]

Pollution levels way down: fewer cars on the road, planes in the air and ships on the sea..
Same number of farting cows tho.

Farting is good for social distancing, no

 

[Sunset]

Pollution levels way down: fewer cars on the road, planes in the air and ships on the sea..
Same number of farting cows tho.


Remember the good old days - when everyone was worried about global warming?

And over population

 

[candrew]

Just a short time ago I would cough to cover the noise of a fart, now it’s the other way round.