Ernest Borgnine Secret to Long Life

[Marquette]

I wonder how much additional masturbation occurred.

Okay, someone just shoot me before this gets out of hand.

Actually, it seems that you have a firm grasp on the situation.

 

[Notmuchlonger]

Well Ill probably live to 110..

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Fortunately all of this isnt merely self abuse.

 

[Notmuchlonger]

Who waaaaannntsss to live foreveeeerr...



I do

 

[honobob]

I wonder how much additional masturbation occurred.

Are you saying "additional" to the mutual sex, or to the masturbation in connection to the mutual sex. Geez, masturbation is too much math!

 

[bbbamI]

I've never been the "master" of anything.

Oh wait, that's "mastur"...never mind.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Cue the Massachusetts Debating Team.

 

[CitricAcid]

I'm trying to figure out how a thread about a 90-something year old mans confession to excessive masturbation can be considered to have slid into the gutter...

Stay on topic, stay on topic!

 

[honobob]

Ernest introducing his theme song?

Ernest, Ernest, Ernest has done it again!

 

[ladypatriot]

I've never been the "master" of anything.

I can't believe you didn't use the "Master of your domain" line from Jerry Seinfeld's episode, "The Contest."

 

[bbbamI]

I can't believe you didn't use the "Master of your domain" line from Jerry Seinfeld's episode, "The Contest."

I've been a little slooooowwww today.

 

[Sarah in SC]

I've been a little slooooowwww today.

Maybe it is all that Karo syrup...

 

[honobob]

Stay on topic, stay on topic!

Wait, how can you threadjack a thread about ....uh....well?
We can say threadjacking? Right?

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Just not at an airport.

 

[honobob]

Just not at an airport.

Oh! http://www.thestar.com/News/World/article/250880

 

[mathjak107]

no wonder i look 16. but my eye sights not so good

 

[HFWR]

no wonder i look 16. but my eye sights not so good

I like to close my eyes anyway...