Chuckanut
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It's the year 2040 and former President Obama has died of old age.
He arrives at the Pearly gates and is greeted by St. Peter. "We no longer assign people to heaven or hell, instead we give each person a 24 hour visit and then let them make their own choice." President Obama thinks this is a great idea and asks to visit hell first.
He is greeted by former presidents Clinton, Bush, and Nixon as well as Tony Blair and Silvio Berlusconi. They show him the luxury homes, the fancy golf course, the big cars, the private jet planes, the gourmet food, and he sees many, many beautiful women everywhere he turns. At the end of the 24 hours he is transported back to the Pearly Gates.
Next, with high expectations, he decides to check out heaven for 24 hours. In heaven he sees a lot of nice people, dressed in white, singing songs and just strolling about. They all live in modest homes that all look the same. He thinks it looks pretty boring.
At the end of the 24 hours in heaven Obama goes back to the Pearly Gates and tells St. Peter he chooses hell.
Upon returning to hell, he finds that is is hot, smelly and nasty. Clinton is breaking rocks and carrying them uphill, Nixon is shoveling sewage, Blair and Berlusconil are fighting of the meanest demons he ever laid eyes on.
Obama turns to Bush and asks "What happened? Everything was so perfect 2 days ago" Bush relies " That was the campaign season. And, the election was yesterday."
He arrives at the Pearly gates and is greeted by St. Peter. "We no longer assign people to heaven or hell, instead we give each person a 24 hour visit and then let them make their own choice." President Obama thinks this is a great idea and asks to visit hell first.
He is greeted by former presidents Clinton, Bush, and Nixon as well as Tony Blair and Silvio Berlusconi. They show him the luxury homes, the fancy golf course, the big cars, the private jet planes, the gourmet food, and he sees many, many beautiful women everywhere he turns. At the end of the 24 hours he is transported back to the Pearly Gates.
Next, with high expectations, he decides to check out heaven for 24 hours. In heaven he sees a lot of nice people, dressed in white, singing songs and just strolling about. They all live in modest homes that all look the same. He thinks it looks pretty boring.
At the end of the 24 hours in heaven Obama goes back to the Pearly Gates and tells St. Peter he chooses hell.
Upon returning to hell, he finds that is is hot, smelly and nasty. Clinton is breaking rocks and carrying them uphill, Nixon is shoveling sewage, Blair and Berlusconil are fighting of the meanest demons he ever laid eyes on.
Obama turns to Bush and asks "What happened? Everything was so perfect 2 days ago" Bush relies " That was the campaign season. And, the election was yesterday."
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