FIREmenow
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A bit late this week.....
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A guy was driving past a southern farm in the country and saw a pig with only three legs. He decided he HAD to stop and find out why the pig only had three legs.
He knocked on the farmers door and asked him about the pig, and could he explain what happened?
The farmer said, "Boy - that ain't no ordinary pig you see there. That pig saved my family's lives in a fire 3 years ago. Came right into the house and woke us all up!"
WOW!, he said, that's wonderful! But why does the pig only have three legs?
The farmer said, "Well, son, on top of that, that there pig chased off an entire pack of wolves from my chicken house last year. I woulda' lost every one of them there chickens."
Sheez! That's really something! Still, what happened so that the pig only has three legs?
The farmer pressed on, "Well, you see, boy, that pig ain't no run-of the mill animal. He now has an honorary Bachelor's Degree from the local university!"
Impressive! But I really have to know - why does he have only three legs?
The farmer said, "My boy - when you've got a pig THAT special, you don't eat it all at once!"
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A guy was driving past a southern farm in the country and saw a pig with only three legs. He decided he HAD to stop and find out why the pig only had three legs.
He knocked on the farmers door and asked him about the pig, and could he explain what happened?
The farmer said, "Boy - that ain't no ordinary pig you see there. That pig saved my family's lives in a fire 3 years ago. Came right into the house and woke us all up!"
WOW!, he said, that's wonderful! But why does the pig only have three legs?
The farmer said, "Well, son, on top of that, that there pig chased off an entire pack of wolves from my chicken house last year. I woulda' lost every one of them there chickens."
Sheez! That's really something! Still, what happened so that the pig only has three legs?
The farmer pressed on, "Well, you see, boy, that pig ain't no run-of the mill animal. He now has an honorary Bachelor's Degree from the local university!"
Impressive! But I really have to know - why does he have only three legs?
The farmer said, "My boy - when you've got a pig THAT special, you don't eat it all at once!"