Don't we all?
Martha, please explain the last picture. Did he or did he not find happiness?
He found happiness. Now he needs a four leaf clover.
Don't we all?
Martha, please explain the last picture. Did he or did he not find happiness?
Morris replied, “Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!”
The Airplane
The programmer, a little miffed, asks, "Well? What's the answer to the question?" Without a word, the engineer reaches into his wallet, hands $5 to the programmer and returns to sleep.
They once said that a black man would be president when pigs fly. Its only his first 100 days and *** BAM *** SWINE FLU !!!!