packrat44
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
ARE YOU A PILOT?
ITHOUGHT I WAS
You think after having lived to be 80 + and know who you are,
then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old
USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot?
USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot?
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes,
first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat
and Corsair in WWII, and later in the
first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat
and Corsair in WWII, and later in the
Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars.
I’ve taught more
than 260 people to fly and given rides
to hundreds,
so I guess I am a pilot, and you,
what are you?
about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning,
I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about
naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
It seems everything makes me think of
naked women.’
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking
about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning,
I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about
naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
It seems everything makes me think of
naked women.’
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side
of the old pilot and asked:
“Are you a real pilot?”
“Are you a real pilot?”
He replied,
‘I thought I was, but I just found...out I’m a lesbian!