That's one take, I suppose. However it's rather disrespectful of those who think differently than you do. I actually had a cell phone fairly early. It was just after bags/bricks. All it did was make phone calls, but that's all I needed at the time. It eventually allowed me to drop my land line which was liberating. But even before that, I was one of those who insisted that my kids take it along when they traveled say on school trips/away games/with other parents, etc. My phone was often the only phone available to the various groups. Early adopter? I are one.
In short, you might need a different comparison to describe those of us who may resist multiple apps on our phones.
I'm a bit more skeptical of adding dozens of apps to my phone than some here. There have already been multiple vulnerabilities discovered from some of these apps. My current phone came with so many apps I don't even know what some of them are for.
But my big complaint is that apps are not being added for our benefit (though they may, indeed benefit us.) They are being added for the benefit of the companies that are either pushing them OR requiring them. IOW COMPANIES want you to have the apps and they market these apps to get you to accept them. You may want them, but not as much as the companies offering them want you to have them. For that reason alone, I think a bit of skepticism is in order but I understand I'm probably in the minority here as YMMV.