"Buy a plane ticket to one of the following countries: Denmark, Austria, Finland, Holland, Switzerland, or the Netherlands. Find something you can brandish in a threatening manner. It doesn’t have to be much: a broken bottle, a sharp-edged rock, or a stale baguette. Rob a bank. Just say, “This is a robbery. Give me all your money,” and wave the rock or baguette in a more or less threatening manner. Don’t hurt anybody, though.
Wait for the cops to arrive.
That’s all you have to do. Within a few minutes of your attempted robbery, you’ll be whisked away to a “prison” which will be more like Club Med than anyplace you’re likely to visit if you’d stayed Stateside or in Russia. You’ll be cared for in a way no ordinary American or Russian, let alone any American or Russian prison inmate, could ever dream of. You’ll be fed, clothed and housed comfortably, provided with dozens of artistic or vocational programs, and offered all the entertainment options you could want."
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Wait for the cops to arrive.
That’s all you have to do. Within a few minutes of your attempted robbery, you’ll be whisked away to a “prison” which will be more like Club Med than anyplace you’re likely to visit if you’d stayed Stateside or in Russia. You’ll be cared for in a way no ordinary American or Russian, let alone any American or Russian prison inmate, could ever dream of. You’ll be fed, clothed and housed comfortably, provided with dozens of artistic or vocational programs, and offered all the entertainment options you could want."
http://www.exile.ru/165/165010100.html