TromboneAl
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The list I look at when I think about how much fun it would be to have a dog:
1.Gets up at 5:15 AM and needs to go out.
2.Trouble getting the dog back when he goes out at 5:15 AM
3.Loud barking (Just when you are falling asleep)
4.Pee on the rug
5.Vomit on the rug
6.Can't go to the county fair and stay for the fireworks
7.Can't go to parks or beaches where dogs are not allowed (most)
8.Scratches when playing
9.Dog slobber
10.Diarrhea on the rug
11.Run out of carpet cleaner while cleaning up the diarrhea
12.Dog hairs in car
13.Dog hairs in house
14.Car smells like dog
15.House smells like dog
16.Barking alienates neighbors
17.Tie him up outside and rope gets wrapped around things, tangled up
18.Muddy paws which must be cleaned or which make marks on the carpet
19.Food attracts ants
20.Step on water bowl, spill water on floor
21.Average annual costs $600 to $1,500
22.Have to find something to do with him when you go on plane trip
23.Have to take him for a walk even if you don't feel like it
24.You'll be very sad when he dies
25.He could have a disease or injury that is very expensive to treat
26 (added today) lose fingers when save dog from alligator.
1.Gets up at 5:15 AM and needs to go out.
2.Trouble getting the dog back when he goes out at 5:15 AM
3.Loud barking (Just when you are falling asleep)
4.Pee on the rug
5.Vomit on the rug
6.Can't go to the county fair and stay for the fireworks
7.Can't go to parks or beaches where dogs are not allowed (most)
8.Scratches when playing
9.Dog slobber
10.Diarrhea on the rug
11.Run out of carpet cleaner while cleaning up the diarrhea
12.Dog hairs in car
13.Dog hairs in house
14.Car smells like dog
15.House smells like dog
16.Barking alienates neighbors
17.Tie him up outside and rope gets wrapped around things, tangled up
18.Muddy paws which must be cleaned or which make marks on the carpet
19.Food attracts ants
20.Step on water bowl, spill water on floor
21.Average annual costs $600 to $1,500
22.Have to find something to do with him when you go on plane trip
23.Have to take him for a walk even if you don't feel like it
24.You'll be very sad when he dies
25.He could have a disease or injury that is very expensive to treat
26 (added today) lose fingers when save dog from alligator.