Serenading the Early Retirement Group

MichealKnight

Full time employment: Posting here.
Joined
May 2, 2019
Messages
520
Ok, so I sort of resent the Digital World. I really do. Phones, texting, social media, all of it. Not trying to get into a debate about it but I feel it's brought more evil than good, and frankly - other than YouTube or a few forums like this, I refrain. I have no "streaming" - I have DVDs and lovely real magazines delivered home...but I digress.

I recently sat thru a sales conference just for kicks. It was very involved...and of course like all industries they are owned by Digital Vendors and Digital this and that. But afterwards I realized "oh god, I was here for a few days and I barely remember them mentioning Google Search. Yes that is still the promised land....BUT every hour, every day it was AI this and AI that. Oh great....my sarcastic luddite mind was thinking -- - we the human race, who have perfected war yet can't feed our own people ....are gonna create a new entity, yeah, that's a positive. Bit I figured, this time don't shun it. Delve into it. So I did GPT this morning and it made this song for all of you: (I'm floored that in its infancy, this came out in 10 seconds. I'm just mesmerized)




(Verse 1)
On the Early Retirement board, they stand so tall,
They worked so hard, gave it their all.
Believers in long-term investing's sweet refrain,
They found their freedom, broke the chains.

No bosses to answer to, they're in control,
Their dreams and passions, they'll unroll.
With wisdom in their eyes, they chart their own way,
In the world of finance, they shine today.

(Chorus)
Oh, the Early Retirement crew, a fearless band,
They've got a plan, you wouldn't understand.
They don't sweat the short term, they don't fear the fall,
In the game of life, they've conquered it all.

(Verse 2)
They diversified their dreams, rebalanced their lives,
Through market storms, they still survive.
With portfolios of dreams, they're steady and true,
They know the power of patience will pull them through.

The 9 to 5 grind, they left it behind,
A world of cubicles, no longer confined.
Their days are their own, they do as they please,
In the world of freedom, they've found their ease.

(Chorus)
Oh, the Early Retirement crew, a fearless band,
They've got a plan, you wouldn't understand.
They don't sweat the short term, they don't fear the fall,
In the game of life, they've conquered it all.

(Bridge)
They sip their coffee slow, watching sunsets unfold,
Investing in memories, more precious than gold.
With time on their side, they've learned to be free,
On the Early Retirement board, where they want to be.

(Verse 3)
They've built their wealth, not just in the bank,
But in moments cherished, and the love they thank.
With passion projects, they've found their way,
In the Early Retirement light, they'll forever stay.

So here's to the board of Early Retirement grace,
A life of their own, at their own pace.
They've shown the world what freedom can be,
On the Early Retirement board, where they roam carefree.

(Chorus)
Oh, the Early Retirement crew, a fearless band,
They've got a plan, you wouldn't understand.
They don't sweat the short term, they don't fear
 
I have to wonder if the first three lines of the second paragraph is going to be an AI anthem . . .
 
The meter is off.
 
What information did you feed it? -ERD50
 
GPT

What information did you feed it? -ERD50

I front remember exactly but this is 90% of it.....


Please write (oh my God I said please to a machine. I hate myself lol) ok back to the topic....

Please write a song about the Early Retirement board. They are very smart, worked hard, and very savvy with finances and investing. They are not worried about short term market moves and are content to stick to their long term plans. They are happy to be retired early, live as they want, without bosses, jobs, or deadlines.

And seconds later----that song came up.
 
I didn't see MichealKnight's input to GPT before I tried my own to Bard. Here's Bard's take. It is a lot less complicated and more to the point. Also very flattering. Ha ha. I don't think it rhymes.

Input: "Write a serenade to people who retire early and visit the Early Retirement forum"

(Verse 1)
Oh, early retirees of the forum,
I sing your praises to the moon.
You've worked hard and saved your money,
Now you can enjoy your golden years.

(Chorus)
Serenade to early retirees,
Who have achieved their dreams.
You've earned your rest and relaxation,
So go forth and enjoy your freedom.

(Verse 2)
You've traveled the world,
You've spent time with your loved ones,
You've pursued your hobbies and interests,
And you've lived your life to the fullest.

(Chorus)
Serenade to early retirees,
Who have achieved their dreams.
You've earned your rest and relaxation,
So go forth and enjoy your freedom.

(Bridge)
You're an inspiration to us all,
Showing us that it's possible to retire early.
You've paved the way for others,
And we're grateful for your courage and determination.

(Chorus)
Serenade to early retirees,
Who have achieved their dreams.
You've earned your rest and relaxation,
So go forth and enjoy your freedom.

(Outro)
We raise a glass to you,
Early retirees of the forum.
May your days be long and happy,
And may you continue to inspire us all.
 
Last edited:
Impressive I will say.
 
Wow! Can't tell the difference between AI and Jimmy Buffet!





tongue firmly in cheek.

Pretty amazing, really, but still room for human poetry.
 
Waiting for dinner to finish, so I cannot resist:


"Bard, give me a rap song about early retirement, where the retirees are happy, carefree, and post their joy on forums all day"


Verse 1
-------

I'm living the dream, I'm retired early
No more 9 to 5, free to do and say
I'm spending my days doing what I love
And posting my joy on forums all day

Chorus
------

Early retirement, it's the life for me
No more stress, no more worries
Just peace and happiness
Without a bit of any stress


Verse 2
-------

I'm traveling the world, seeing new places
I'm spending time with my family and friends
I'm doing all the things I never had time for before
And I'm loving every minute, it never ends

Chorus
-------

Early retirement, it's the life for me
No more stress, no more worries
Just peace and happiness
Without a bit of any stress

Bridge
------

I know some people think I'm crazy
To retire so early
But I don't care, I'm living my best life
And I wouldn't trade it for any

Chorus
-------

Early retirement, it's the life for me
No more stress, no more worries
Just peace and happiness
Without a bit of any stress

Outro
-----

If you're thinking about retiring early
I say go for it jill or jack
It's the best decision I ever made
And I'm not looking back

(Repeat)
--------

Early retirement, it's the life for me
No more stress, no more worries
Just peace and happiness
Without a bit of any stress
 
Dang, I mean that's not bad.
 
Back
Top Bottom