The no-longer-millionaire club

[TromboneAl]

The market is beyond your control, but you can do something about the cat.

 

[TromboneAl]

an unprecedented runup to allow me to retire gloriously, timed perfectly with my cat that likes to pee on walls reaching the end of its lifespan.

If that worked, the runup would just be a dead cat bounce.

P.S. I am a cat lover -- but I just couldn't resist the joke.

 

[tuixiu]

 

[bbbamI]

Poor kitty.......