Where to park cash for 4 yrs

[FIREarly]

If you buy a Tesla right now, it might mature with raising gas prices, high demand for the car, and lack of immediate availability.

Definitely not financial advice.

 

[JBTX]

Why "round off holdings" ?? They are just going to become un-round again as divs come in and trades happen. I pay absolutely no attention to the number of shares we hold in any mutual fund. I just look at the dollars. At Schwab I specify my trades in dollars; probably that's an option at other brokers as well. In mutual funds IMO shares are an outdated concept.

Sisyphus comes to mind.

Discussion of VD should go in the health forum.

(Sarcasm alert)

 

[Graybeard]

Discussion of VD should go in the health forum.

Not sure if joking but -

In Greek mythology, Sisyphus or Sisyphos was the founder and king of Ephyra. Zeus punished him for cheating death twice by forcing him to roll an immense boulder up a hill only for it to roll down every time it neared the top, repeating this action for eternity.

 

[JBTX]

Not sure if joking but -

In Greek mythology, Sisyphus or Sisyphos was the founder and king of Ephyra. Zeus punished him for cheating death twice by forcing him to roll an immense boulder up a hill only for it to roll down every time it neared the top, repeating this action for eternity.

Yes joking but thanks for the clarification.

 

[Koolau]

Not sure if joking but -

In Greek mythology, Sisyphus or Sisyphos was the founder and king of Ephyra. Zeus punished him for cheating death twice by forcing him to roll an immense boulder up a hill only for it to roll down every time it neared the top, repeating this action for eternity.

Sounds like some of our old j*bs. YMMV

 

[audreyh1]

Discussion of VD should go in the health forum.

Sisyphus doesn’t have nothing to do with syphilis.

 

[JBTX]

Sisyphus doesn’t have nothing to do with syphilis.

I thought that was obvious. I guess I need to use more smileys when making sarcastic remarks.

Tough crowd.

Edit: upon further review I think my sarcasm detector is broken too. Well played in fact.

 

[aja8888]

I thought that was obvious. I guess I need to use more smileys when making sarcastic remarks.

Tough crowd.

You will find that some folks here have no sense of humor, at least while posting here.

 

[Koolau]

I thought that was obvious. I guess I need to use more smileys when making sarcastic remarks.

Tough crowd.

Edit: upon further review I think my sarcasm detector is broken too. Well played in fact.

Just continue to be "mysterious." Never let 'em know what you're really thinking. It leads to much more scintillating conversations that way.