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08-03-2010, 07:29 PM
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Full time employment: Posting here.
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The circle of life.
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08-03-2010, 08:15 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Rio Grande Valley
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Caption: Do I really have to bathe twice a day?!?!?
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Life After FIRE - we redesign it every 5 years!
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08-04-2010, 09:08 AM
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#23
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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24/7 work day
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08-04-2010, 09:13 AM
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Recycles dryer sheets
Join Date: Jul 2010
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It's time for FIRE
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08-04-2010, 09:24 AM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Paradise Lost
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08-04-2010, 09:25 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: France
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Hey, this is the life! 6 hours work per day and 9 hours spent eating! Bummer about the lack of sleep, though. Guess I'll crash out on the couch and in my evening bath.
I have to do something about my over-literal mind. 
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Age 52, retired July 1, 2012; DW is 55 and working for 5 more years. Current portfolio is 1350K split 50 stocks/15 bonds/35 cash. Renting house, no debts.
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08-04-2010, 10:19 AM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: May 2005
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Originally Posted by audreyh1
Caption: Do I really have to bathe twice a day?!?!?
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I was thinking about putting something similar down... but decided not to... glad someone else did it 
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08-04-2010, 10:44 AM
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Two baths are the only pleasure you get. In the end be full of it. No crapper.
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08-04-2010, 11:34 AM
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Location: Nebraska
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Speaking of baths... Slowly circling the drain. 
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08-04-2010, 11:51 AM
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Dalí updated.
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I get by with a little help from my friends....ta ta ta ta ta...
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08-04-2010, 11:54 AM
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Location: Eastern PA
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Originally Posted by ls99
When confronted with the results, the operator said he was using cocaine for his persistent tooth ache. For several weeks prior to the crash.
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Sounds logical to me.
He probably could get the drug cheaper than dental insurance, or paying a dentist directly  ...
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08-04-2010, 01:31 PM
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Recycles dryer sheets
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Cincinnati
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Life's (R)evolution.
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08-04-2010, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by rescueme
Sounds logical to me.
He probably could get the drug cheaper than dental insurance, or paying a dentist directly ... |
Ahem, The best Cadillac insurance coverage via union contract +about 90K/year with overtime. Minimum job requirement High School Diploma.
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08-05-2010, 07:02 PM
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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: South Texas~29N/98W
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How did I get trapped in a Fellini film?
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
In dire need of: faster horses, younger woman, older whiskey, more money.
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08-05-2010, 10:36 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: May 2005
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Man.... thought of a few good ones going to work today.... but forgot to write them down.... only one I can remember right now is.....
Ground Hog Day
OHHH... how about this...
Three Hots and a Cot... (well, not that good now that I read it... but it stays)...
The answer to 'what do you do all day?'..... (was this used before... hope not)...
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08-06-2010, 07:59 AM
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#36
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: The Shanties of Stepfordville
Posts: 9,454
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Have Funds, Will Retire
Master of dumbassery
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