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Old 08-03-2010, 08:29 PM   #21
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:15 PM   #22
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Old 08-04-2010, 10:08 AM   #23
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Old 08-04-2010, 10:13 AM   #24
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Old 08-04-2010, 10:24 AM   #25
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Old 08-04-2010, 10:25 AM   #26
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Hey, this is the life! 6 hours work per day and 9 hours spent eating! Bummer about the lack of sleep, though. Guess I'll crash out on the couch and in my evening bath.

I have to do something about my over-literal mind.
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Old 08-04-2010, 11:19 AM   #27
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I was thinking about putting something similar down... but decided not to... glad someone else did it
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Old 08-04-2010, 11:44 AM   #28
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Old 08-04-2010, 12:51 PM   #30
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Old 08-04-2010, 12:54 PM   #31
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When confronted with the results, the operator said he was using cocaine for his persistent tooth ache. For several weeks prior to the crash.
Sounds logical to me.

He probably could get the drug cheaper than dental insurance, or paying a dentist directly ...
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Old 08-04-2010, 02:31 PM   #32
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Old 08-04-2010, 04:35 PM   #33
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Sounds logical to me.

He probably could get the drug cheaper than dental insurance, or paying a dentist directly ...
Ahem, The best Cadillac insurance coverage via union contract +about 90K/year with overtime. Minimum job requirement High School Diploma.
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Man.... thought of a few good ones going to work today.... but forgot to write them down.... only one I can remember right now is.....


Ground Hog Day


OHHH... how about this...

Three Hots and a Cot... (well, not that good now that I read it... but it stays)...

The answer to 'what do you do all day?'..... (was this used before... hope not)...
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