Caption this picture

[Onward]

This pic was linked to by calmloki on another thread. I couldn't help giving it its own thread and asking, What caption would you supply?

Mine would be: Does anybody really know what time it is?

 

[TromboneAl]

The Cialis tubs are too far apart.

 

[TromboneAl]

Caption: You know your life's too busy when you schedule doesn't include time for the toilet.

 

[rescueme]

24-hours in a retired person's life (assuming they break for lunch while on this forum ).

I could also apply to an office w*rker's life, but that image is too scary to coment on ...

 

[bbbamI]

No Time Left For You

YouTube - The Guess Who-No Time Left For You

 

[Texas Proud]

Tick Tock Tick Tock

 

[Texas Proud]

A typical day in the life of Homer

 

[Texas Proud]

Deja view

 

[Texas Proud]

Simplify

 

[MuirWannabe]

SW airlines should pick this up for one of their commercials. Caption:

Wanna Get Away?

 

[ziggy29]

The only thing missing is the hamster wheel.

 

[brewer12345]

Welcome to Hell.

 

[Janet H]

With a nod to ziggy....

For sale: Hamster wheel w/attachments $19.95
Shipping and handling not included

 

[Onward]

Welcome to Hell.

This one gave me the biggest guffaw, but all are great so far. Some of you must have been in marketing?

 

[Tigger]

"Your life is wasted on the mundane."

or

"You need to get outside more"

or

"Stuck in a rut?"

or

"And then you die."


Depressing. I prefer this:

Didn't mean to hijack this thread, let's get back to captioning.

 

[Meadbh]

Work around the clock.

 

[heikejohn]

The Human Rat Race

 

[Texas Proud]

Children..... welcome to your future

 

[Leonidas]

I use cocaine so I can work harder.
I work harder so I can make more money.
I make more money so I can buy cocaine.
I use cocaine so I can work harder.
I work harder so.......

 

[ls99]

That reminds me. In Baltimore a light rail train crashed through the bumping post, across a 20' walkway then into BWI airport passanger area. The operator claimed brake failure. Post crash drug testing revealed a fair amount of cocaine in his system.

When confronted with the results, the operator said he was using cocaine for his persistent tooth ache. For several weeks prior to the crash.

 

[powerplay]

The circle of life.

 

[audreyh1]

Caption: Do I really have to bathe twice a day?!?!?

 

[donheff]

24/7 work day

 

[SunsetSail]

It's time for FIRE

 

[Onward]

Paradise Lost