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Old 05-02-2012, 05:27 AM   #1
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Fill in your own joke here, part 94

You can't make this stuff up...

Gentleman "inconvenienced" at gunpoint.
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Old 05-02-2012, 05:36 AM   #2
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Gentleman "inconvenienced" at gunpoint.
With the help of his girlfriends, a wife uses superglue on her husband's penis.
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Old 05-02-2012, 06:46 AM   #3
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Looking at them I'd say he should've glued his glasses to his own head.
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Old 05-02-2012, 07:03 AM   #4
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Looking at them I'd say he should've glued his glasses to his own head.
Yeah, I think they did him a favor.
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Old 05-02-2012, 02:38 PM   #5
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Wow! That would make working out on the treadmill a whole new experience..
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Old 05-02-2012, 03:18 PM   #6
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I just hate it when that happens.
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Old 05-02-2012, 03:31 PM   #7
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I can see his point, I would cheat on all of those women..yikes!!
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I guess they all shared a common bond.
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Old 05-02-2012, 03:44 PM   #9
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I guess they all shared a common bond.
Yep, and now he's got his own theme song...


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Old 05-02-2012, 04:19 PM   #10
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You people are warped !
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Old 05-02-2012, 06:25 PM   #11
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Looking at these women I can see how he got glued to his leg and not his abdomen.
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Do a google search for the happy couple and their escapades since this happened in 2009. Fun reading. And he's no prize either.
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