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Fill in your own joke here, part 94
05-02-2012, 04:27 AM
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Fill in your own joke here, part 94
You can't make this stuff up...
Gentleman " inconvenienced" at gunpoint.
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05-02-2012, 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by BigNick
You can't make this stuff up...
Gentleman " inconvenienced" at gunpoint. |
With the help of his girlfriends, a wife uses superglue on her husband's penis.
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05-02-2012, 05:46 AM
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Looking at them I'd say he should've glued his glasses to his own head.
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05-02-2012, 06:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemo2
Looking at them I'd say he should've glued his glasses to his own head.
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 Yeah, I think they did him a favor.
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05-02-2012, 01:38 PM
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Wow! That would make working out on the treadmill a whole new experience.. 
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05-02-2012, 02:18 PM
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I just hate it when that happens.
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05-02-2012, 02:31 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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I can see his point, I would cheat on all of those women..yikes!! 
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05-02-2012, 02:39 PM
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Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso)
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I guess they all shared a common bond.
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05-02-2012, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by TromboneAl
I guess they all shared a common bond.
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Yep, and now he's got his own theme song...
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05-02-2012, 03:19 PM
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You people are warped !
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05-02-2012, 05:25 PM
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Looking at these women I can see how he got glued to his leg and not his abdomen.
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05-02-2012, 05:28 PM
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Do a google search for the happy couple and their escapades since this happened in 2009. Fun reading. And he's no prize either.
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