Hay guyz OMG WTF like Everyone is named Jennifer just liek me

[jennnifer]

Jennifer here. I just found this place. Is sweeet. But why is everyone named Jennifer? I guess I should fit in well here. More to come in the future.

 

[BigMoneyJim]

It's my Clever Plan(TM) to minimize bickering. We are all Jennifer. Post counts, citizenship and political affiliations no longer matter, Jennifer. Welcome to utopia.

 

[jennnifer]

I think I'll fit in well here, Jennifer. I've always said a bad day in utopia is 10 times better than a good day in a distopia (such as Canada).

 

[greg]

So, I guess it's too late to say "Jennifer . . . um . . . soon"?

--Mr. Jennifer2U

 

[Martha]

Oh no! My husband is getting a sex change! Ack! I hope it wasn't your weener in the microwave.

http://early-retirement.org/forums/index.php?topic=6241.0

 

[jennnifer]

Oh no! My husband is getting a sex change! Ack! I hope it wasn't your weener in the microwave.

Chicks rule!! Girl Power!!

 

[justin]

I think I'll fit in well here, Jennifer. I've always said a bad day in utopia is 10 times better than a good day in a distopia (such as Canada).

What's wrong with Canada? We've had a couple of trolls from there, but overall they are good people. You tryin to bait us?

 

[wabmester]

I think I'll fit in well here, Jennifer.  I've always said a bad day in utopia is 10 times better than a good day in a distopia (such as Canada).

I sense a disturbance in the force.    Anyway, it's "dystopia."

 

[justin]

I sense a disturbance in the force. Anyway, it's "dystopia."

I don't think spelling is Jennnifer's strong point.

 

[73ss454]

Oh no!  My husband is getting a sex change!  Ack!   I hope it wasn't your weener in the microwave.   

http://early-retirement.org/forums/index.php?topic=6241.0

Things are going to be odd when you have people over and you guys are calling each other Jennifer.

 

[justin]

Things are going to be odd when you have people over and you guys are calling each other Jennifer.

They're in Minnesota. It wouldn't that weird. People are very "accepting" up there.

 

[Ms. Jennifer]

It's Ms. Jennifer to you.

 

[cube_rat]

This is amazing!

 

[BigMoneyJim]

Things are going to be odd when you have people over and you guys are calling each other Jennifer.

That'll seem rather normal after "Lyudmila" and "Vladmir".

 

[wildcat]

The addition of Jennifer before my name makes me sound like a porn star. Cool stuff.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php

Javier Tail

 

[maddythebeagle]

This thread is about as entertaining as Gigli

 

[jennnifer]

I sense a disturbance in the force. Anyway, it's "dystopia."

It's "distopia". It's in my dickshunary.

 

[jennnifer]

This thread is about as entertaining as Gigli

I don't speak Francias, but are you making fun of me?

 

[brewer12345]

http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php

Javier Tail

Just call me...


Daddy Nastee.

My wife will be thrilled. Think I should update my name on my parish mailing list/directory?

 

[Ms. Jennifer]

Jennifer
She's a Jennifer
Jennifer
She's a Jennifer
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Jennifer
In a clothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Jennifer
In a clothing store
Like, OH MY GOD! (Jennifer)
Like - TOTALLY (Jennifer)


(apologizes to Frank)

 

[wildcat]

Slappy Sticky  

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

867-5309

 

[HFWR]

That's "ny-ee-i-ee-i-ine"

 

[Outtahere]

Every time I open a thread I wonder what will I find.........ooooooy vey LMAO!!!